Geo: Son. It's like 1 am. Why did you call me?
Alabama: Because. Sus- *hangs up the phone*
Geo: *grabs a gun* Mother fucker forgot I'm next door-
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Utah: What happened here?
Kentucky: *Covered in Virginia's blood* No idea-
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Kentucky: Hey- Hey. Peachy :)
Geo: *Sigh* Yes?
Kentucky: My friend David lost his ID. Now he's Dav *Wheeze*
Geo: I wanna die...
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Mary: Attack my child.
Baltimore: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Jumps on Delaware and starts scratching his face*
Delaware: *confused screaming*
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Utah: WISCONSIN. WHY?
Wisconsin: This wasn't me.
Utah: Oh- KENTUCKY WHY?!
Kentucky: Not me either hun.
Utah: THEN WHY IS THERE A RANDOM DEAD BODY IN THE LUVING ROOM?!
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Mary: *cleaning his knife* That bitch owed me five bucks and now I have it. :)
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Geo: Ha- short.
Mary: Ha- You're gonna die sooner.
Geo: Don't threaten me with a good time.
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Utah: I-Is that...
Wisconsin: Coffee? Yeah... Why?
Utah: *Screaming*
Mary: YOU CAN'T DRINK COFFEE INFRONT OF UTAH DUDE!!
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I thought this was fitting-
I can't remember how I found this but here lol.
Йой! Нажаль, це зображення не відповідає нашим правилам. Щоб продовжити публікацію, будь ласка, видаліть його або завантажте інше.
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Statehouse stuff again
ФанфікиHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
