Georgia: *Typing* How to win a fight with a gho-
General Sherman: *Grabs him by the collar* >:C
Georgia: *Deletes everything* Fuck-
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New Mexico: Hi.
Texas: Why are you named after Mexico and Alaska isn't named after Russia?
Alaska: Because fuck Russia.
New Mexico: I just wanted to say hi...
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Nebraska: Everyone could have blinked at the same time at one point in history, but no one would have seen it happen.
Missouri: ...
Illinois: What...?
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CDC: Everything sucks!
CDC: Just kidding... It's hell. :)
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NYC: *holding a gun* Dont touch it...
Rochester: *pokes his diary*
NYC: *starts shooting him*
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D.C: IT'S 10 O'CLOCK WOOOOOOOOO!!
IDC: What happens at 10?
D.C: Nothing. I just wanted a hug.
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Louie: What concerns me most is a ghost accidentally walking in on me shitting.
Mississippi: Dude... What-
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Mass: I have a plan!
The other 12 colonies: No.
Mass: But-
Virginia: You got us into this mess shut the fuck up.
Georgia: I wanna go home...
S.C: We all do.
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
