Virginia: WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND!!
Mass: How are your balls?
Virginia: I-If... You wanna... Look around?
Mass: GIVE US YOUR BALLS-
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Mass: IMA DO SOMETHING DRASTIC!!
PA: YES-
Virginia: NO-
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Mass: Do the thing.
Virginia: But... *sigh* ok.
Virginia: *puts on a cowboy hat* Died and came back as a cowboy. Guess you could call that reintarnation.
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Virginia: *standing in front of a PowerPoint slide* On today's episode of fiction men I would sell my body to we have...
Virginia: *moves to the next one* No one because fictional characters shouldn't be romanized. Not like any would pick you anyway.
Virginia: *accidentally hits the next slide, and it shows a picture of Dabi from MHA* FUCK-
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Mass: I've fallen in love with an angle
Virginia: So Maryland?
Mass: I- What no-
Virginia: Well you can't be talking about my fat ass so who?
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Mass: Are you mad at me
Virginia: *whos been plotting to murder him* Oh what gave that away...?
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Virginia: I love the LED lights ya got here mass.
Mass: Thanks hun. Check out these colors. *switches it to green*
Virginia: Nice. :D
Mass: *changes it to blue*
Virginia: Alright Alright.
Mass: *takes his clothes off and switches it to red*
Virginia: Ooo~
Virginia: Where your clothes at--
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Mass: I need help
Southie: What?
Mass: How do I get Virginia to like me.
Georgia: Stop starting wars is a start...
Mass: You're asking too much of me.
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Bai bai
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
