Louie: Alright you do you Yorkie. Just don't lose your head.
N.Y: *scared* Why would you say that...
Louie: What do you mean?
N.Y: You're French and I'm an empire
Louie: Ahh... Well, I knew this time would come- *takes out a pike* Time to lose that head, New York.
N.Y: *Screaming intensifies*
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N.J: God you're beautiful.
S.C: Did you mentally scar another child again?
N.J: *Hands him three Hersey's bars*
S.C: Damn it...
PA: *Randomly coming out of a vent* DO I SMELL CHOCOLATE?!
S.C & N.J: WHAT IN THE FUCK-
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Oklahoma: *kisses Arkansas*
Arkansas: What... That- you- ummmm that was... I love- *Loading*
Oklahoma: Dumbass. :)
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Montana: *trying to exist*
South & North Dakota: MY LOVE!!
Montana: FUCK OFF YA SPOOKY BITCH-
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Coco: Dont commit unalive it kills you.
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Mass: Virginia please I'm sorry-
Virginia: *crying in the corner cus some British guy burned his shit* THIS IS YOUR FAULT GO AWAY!!
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PA: Fuck-
Utah: MOUTH WATCH IT
PA: *stares at his mouth* Fuck
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District: Washington
Washington: What?
District: I was the first Washington :)
Washington: Listen here you little shit-
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Ohio: Alabama Alabama Alabama-
Ala: What?
Ohio: *hands him a rose*
Ala: I'm allergic to roses-
Ohio: Oh... Well fuck.
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Michigan: Indi. Can I have a hug? It's been a bad day :C
Indiana: Anything for you Michi! :D *cue them hugging*
Alabama & West: *holding Ohio back before he burns Michigan somewhere in then distance*
Bai bai-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
