Statehouse stuff again

Oh- OH SHIT

Ohio: *fearful crying* W-est Virginia... What are you do-ing in my room... Why are you he-re? ;-;

West: *holding a knife to his throat* I want waffle fries. :)

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N.Y: So... Y'all a thing?

N.J & Rhode: *cuddling under a blanket while watching a movie* No...? What makes you think that?

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Texas: Why did I agree to this...

Cali: *painting his nails blue* because you love me~

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Nebraska: Yo... Who's faster sonic or flash?

Missouri: *intense thinking*

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Kentucky: *having a good day*

Florida: Hi, wanna commit arson?

Kentucky: Why... Do I still fucking exist...

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Rhode: Hello sir can you point me to the nearest-

Rude fucker: I don't care kid.

Rhode: I'm trying to ask you-

Rider fucker: Can you buzz off?! Dumb fucking child.

Rhode: *slowly takes out a crowbar* Ok...

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Wyoming: Don't mind me just *disappears*

Lowa: Yo bro same *Disappears*

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Utah: I'm here!!

Coco: *Passed out on the floor*

New Mexico: *crying in the corner*

Arizona: *chilling in the fireplace*

Utah: I'm going back home now.

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Kansas: *Takes Kansas City and runs*

Missouri: BITCH- *Runs after him*

Kansas City: *really happy thinking that his dad and his best adult friend are playing tag* :)

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No one:

Texas on the fourth: *Eating an entire box full of briskets* :)

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San Antonio: Wait...

San Diego: What?

San Francisco: Yeah what's up?

San Antonio: San Trio...

San Diego: OH MY GOD YES-

San Francisco: Hell no...

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N.Y.C: *trying to sleep* P-Please go away...

Rochester: *standing outside his window with a knife* I just wanna talk brother. :)

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Nasa: So there will be a moon wobble in somewhere in the 2030s

Florida: Oh my God the moon's throwing it back...

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CIA: We're just bros. Calm down.

Nato: I heard the moans from down the hall...

FBI: What are you even on about?

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UN: So... How's the USA been?

WHO: Yeah...?

CDC: I crave death.

Nato: I don't remember why I exist.

FBI: I have a bro *hugging the CIA*

CIA: Yeah me to! :)

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:D