CNN: GOV!! GOV!! WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON THE POSSIBLE NEW VIRUS?! DO YOU HAVE A PLAN FOR IT?!
Fox: *Pushes CNN* OR- IS IT A LIE LIKE MOST OF THE THINGS YOU MENTIONED ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP!?
CNN: MOTHER FUCKER- *Starts beating the shit out of fox*
ABC: *walks past the both of them fighting* Hello Gov, I was wondering what plan you have for this new Monkey virus? And do you have any sort of opinions about it?
Gov: Well, *Explains stuff here*
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CNN: Dad. I hate him. *Points at Fox*
Georgia: I saw you two making out like- five seconds ago...?
CNN: *intense sweating* W-What...?
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Disney: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!! WE HAVE WORK TO DO!!
Fox: *Who was just eating cereal* Ok dad-
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NewsMax: Hello ma'am... Uhh... What's your secrete to success...?
N.Y.T: Don't pull a you. Or any of you unreliable one-sided news stations.
CNN: HEY!!
N.Y.T: SHUT UP DEMOCRATIC BITCH!! NEUTRALITY IS KEY!! NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY!!
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Skynews: Something wrong hun?
ABC: I work with toddlers ,:C
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ABC: If Ya make a mistake make it look great!! :)
Fox: Seriously? *gestures to CNN* Even God can't fix that mistake.
CNN: I will kill you-
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Sky: I hate it here...
Dallas: Same.
Sky: WHO THE FUCK-
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NewsMax: CNN is kinda hot tho-
Fox: *Throws a ton of knives at him*
NewsMax: *screaming*
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ABC: *hugging sky* :)
Sky: What is this..?
ABC: A hug?
Sky: I like it. Keep doing it.
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CNN: ABC is sick today so I will be interviewing the state of Ohio. Hello, hun.
Ohio: Hai! :)
CNN: Now. About that abortion ban... *loading a gun under the desk*
Ohio: *sweating* NEXT QUESTION PLEASE--
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Florida: So... New York who are they?
N.Y: *Turns to see Fox and NewsMax fighting while ABC is smiling and waving at him.*
N.Y: The one waving is ABC. I don't know who the other two are.
Florida: Oh- Ok. :)
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
