𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘌𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 ☆ 𝘕𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘹 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

★ 𝙮/𝙣'𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙦𝙪𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙨 ★

I used this: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

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*When Norman and Y/n first met*

Norman, after explaining what happened to him: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Y/n: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Norman: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Y/n: You need to stop.

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B/n: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Y/n, having a bad day: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

B/n: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Norman, talking about his Lambda history to Y/n: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Y/n: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.

Norman: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

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Ash: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Ash, grabbing another Monster Energy from her collection: Absolutely not.

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Y/n: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

B/f/n: Three words.

Y/n:

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Ash: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise

Y/n: I beg to differ

Ash: Then Beg

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Norman: You know those things will kill you, right?

B/n, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Ash, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Y/n: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Y/n: Croissants: dropped

Ash: Road: works ahead

Charlie: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Mason: Shavacado: free

Kristen: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Brooke: it is Wednesday: my dudes

Norman:

Norman, now in a bad mood: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Y/n: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Brooke: Nope.

Mason: Absolutely not.

Kristen: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Charlie: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

B/n: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Ash: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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I could do these forever lmao

Anyways back to the story

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