The Tale of the Death God and Holy Dragon Slayer

Chapter 171

Seth (POV)
This stupid bitch is on thirty eight pushups and he already looking completely done. He then collapses in his puddle of sweat.
Seth- Dude are you serious?
Follower 1- Hang in there boss!
Follower 2- You can do it! Just sixty more!
Leader- Nope.....I'm pooped.
Erza- You're nothing but talk after all.
Wendy- Maybe you should rest a bit.
Leader- I ain't out of gas yet. The Butt Jiggle Gang's true power lies....in these babies!
He quickly gets up and points his ass at us.
Leader- Get ready to drop a load!
His followers do exactly as he does and now all three asses are aimed at us.
BJG- Gas Butt Triple Ecstasy!
Wendy- Seth! Ezra! Look out!
Wendy pushes us out the way and takes the full brunt of a pressurized shit smelling fart. The stench fills up the entirety of the place.
Seth- Jesus Christ! This stuff smells worse than  Indigo's bathroom after he had a hibachi grill dinner!
Indigo: Hey! That was uncalled for! The indigo fam don't need to know that!
Seth: What?! It's true! The others can vouch for me!
Itsuki: Sorry to say but Seth's got you on this one bro.
Azazel: Yeeeaaah sorry dude.
Shoki:

Indigo:

Leader- Now do you realize our power?
Erza- What a crude technique.
Wendy shows us the card Cana gave her before Mandy, Carla, and herself left to mind the clock piece.
Wendy- Looks like Cana and the others found the clock piece.
Leader- The treasure huh? In that case....
Before I could process what he was doing, I had his ass shoved up against my nose.
Leader- Try point blank ecstasy.
He let's it rip.
Wendy- Big brother no!!!
I collapse on my back the Erza and Wendy gather around me while the BJG escape. My sense of smell is nonexistent and I'm wide eyed.
Erza- Seth speak to me!
Seth-.........I am going to kill those three buffoons!!
Wendy and Erza get me up and we make it to one of the lower floors and intercept the gang who has the clock piece.

Erza is in her Black Wing Armor and we're both staring a hole into the BJG.
Erza- Do you know what you have done? Farting in one's face is disgusting but you chose to do that to Seth of all people. Because of you, he can't smell!
My eyes glow red as a scowl appears on my face .

Seth- You three have chosen death.
Erza- Divine Retribution!
Seth: Death God: Shadows Sphere!
Erza cuts them and the get sent upwards and I blast them with my attack.

The crash out the top of this place and keep going in the air like their Team Rocket blasting off again.
Indigo: Are you serious?! Come on man!
Seth: What? They did in the anime.
Indigo: I'm surprised I haven't gone insane yet.
I strip out of the unitard and destroy it.
Wendy- They're gone now.
Mandy, Carla, and Cana show up.
Mandy- Yes. Hopefully for the last time.
Cana- You alright Seth? You seem out of it. You too Erza.
Seth- Well I can smell a little bit but all I smell is shit.
Erza- I still can't believe they did that to you Seth. Are you sure you're ok?
Seth- Yeah I'll be fine.
Erza wraps herself around my arm and places her head on my shoulder.
Erza- Okay. Just let me know if you need anything.
Seth- Will do.
Cana- So Uh, now that we got this, how are we supposed to carry it?
Erza- Oh that's easy. I can pack it along with the rest of my things.
Seth- Well, the sooner we get out of here, the sooner we'll be home. And the sooner I can wipe this memory of being farted on from my head.
Meanwhile
Tsukiko (POV)
Happy- So this is the clock piece?
Lucy- It's way bigger than I expected it to be.
Seth: That's what she said.
Indigo: Three times in one chapter? (Cocks shotgun) You're dead!
Seth: Oh shit he has a gun!

Dan recovers and gets back up.
Tsukiko- It would be wise to stay down. I don't want to have to kill you.
Dan- No, I'll admit you beat me fair and square. Victory is yours. I surrender.
Michelle- Then will you tell us what the Legion Platoon's goal is? Why are you trying to collect the clock pieces?
Happy- Yeah spill it! Also, who are you exactly? And why are you chasing after a girl like Lucy?
Lucy- I don't think I like your tone, cat.
Dan- So you want to know my tale?! Very well. I shall recount it in full and with unadulterated detail! Just to ensure you get the full effect, I'll be starting from the very beginning. Get ready for my life in pictures.
Tsukiko- That's honestly not necessary.
He tells us his story and it was absolutely awful.
Tsukiko- Your story was.........terrible. We really just wanted to know the story behind the Legion Platoon and why you're set on gathering the clock pieces.
Dan- Sorry girl but I can't tell you any of our secrets. Because if I did, Lord Byro would dish out some fierce punishment.
Natsu- Then what was the whole point of the stupid story you jerk?!
Happy- Yeah, it made no sense, and the production value sucked.
Dan- It obvious! I told you my tale so that LuLu could learn more about her future husband! Now what do say we tie the knot so we can start our honeymoon?!
Dan chases Lucy.
Natsu- I got a headache.
Tsukiko- You're telling me. I don't know if I can take anymore of this silliness.
Romeo- So what should we do? We're not going to get anywhere just messing with this wacko.
Michelle- And we can't just pick up the piece and leave this place either. We're supposed to wait for the others to find their clock pieces and meet us here.
Natsu- Ugh. I guess we're gonna have to relax here for a bit then.
Tsukiko- Unfortunately.
Indigo: That's the end of this one. Hopefully you guys enjoyed it. Now I have to get back to shooting Seth. Later indigo fam. Peace.
Seth: Guys help!!