The Tale of the Death God and Holy Dragon Slayer

Chapter 80

Seth (POV)
Carla- We're actually here. We made it.
Happy- My roots. My homeland.
Mandy- And yet I don't remember a damn thing about this bizarre place.
Wendy- Look at all these floating islands.
Natsu- You come from a pretty cool place Happy.
Zack: Now I know where Avatar got the floating islands idea from.
Indigo: What in the actual fuck? Why are you here?
Zack: I was having a nice vacation with my bae Ruby and now I'm back.
Indigo: (Sigh) I can't wait till season 7 of RWBY drops so that you can go back to your own series when I make volume 7.
Carla- It's so strange and wondrous.
Wendy- I've never even seen trees like these.
Natsu- Hey Seth, Happy, check it out. There's a river in the sky.

Natsu- Can you believe this?
Seth- Nah. This is definitely on the more weirder side of things I've seen throughout my lifetime.
Carla- Ok everyone get a grip of yourselves. Remember, we're not here on a sightseeing trip so be sure to keep your wits about you.
Wendy- I know. You're right.
Natsu- Sorry.
Seth- Our apologizes.
Suddenly all the cats wings disappear.
Seth- What the-
We all fall and scream as we crash land into the forest of giant vegetation below. I somehow landed head first into dirt leaving my lower half above ground.
Mandy- What happened to our wings?
Wendy- You guys can't fly anymore?
Carla- I told you. Magic is a limited resource in this world.
Wendy- Oh yeah Carla you're right and I guess I do feel a little strange.
Seth- (muffled) Can someone pull me out of this fucking ground please?
I get yanked out of the ground by Natsu.
Natsu- Ok gang. Let's go! We gotta find where they took all our friends!
We begin to transverse the forest.
Happy- How will we find them if we can't find our way around?
Mandy- Got any ideas Seth?
Seth- Well normally I'd just use my nose but there's so much new stuff here that I can't pick up their scent.
Wendy- Yeah and the air in this place is nothing like I've tasted before.
Natsu- Ooo so does that mean the fire will taste different?
Carla- How should I know?!
Seth- I don't know if they have religion here so it's a good thing I brought along some bottles of holy water and a full bible to munch on.
Happy- All this talk of eating is making me even hungrier.
Wendy- I don't know what we could eat here.
Carla- We're in a strange world and all you can think about is food?
Wendy- So where are we going anyway big brother?
Seth- No clue.
Natsu- We gotta walk somewhere right? So why not this way?
Happy- I was afraid you were going to say something like that Natsu.
Carla- Surprising as it is, the fire breather is right.
We continue walking in silence until Natsu's stomach growls.
Carla- Stop that!
Natsu- My bad.
Wendy- There's no one here. We haven't run into a single person.
Happy- Is it some kind of forest world?
Mandy- I was actually contemplating that myself.
Carla- Surely It can't be. We'll still need disguises.
Wendy- But from where? There's nothing.
Natsu- Hey I got an idea.
Timeskip a few minutes later
Seth- Natsu, I can't believe I let you convince me into wearing this shit.
Natsu had us all dress up in some shitty Leaf costumes and we continue our walk.
Happy- I don't know what we're being disguised as.
Natsu- What's the big deal? You look like a thing that doesn't look like Happy. Relax. No one's gonna recognize you.
Wendy- It's so....embarrassing.
Carla- Fashion sense aside, I do feel more quite at ease now.
Happy- You do? I don't. I feel hot and itchy in this get up. I think I'm allergic to it.
Seth- I'm to seconds away from completely obliterating this thing.
Carla- Oh please. Try to toughen up you two.
We make it to an edge of the island and see the flying river again.
Wendy- I've never seen anything like it before.
Happy- This just reminds me of how hungry I am.
Carla- I said toughen up.
Happy- I bet there's tons of yummy fish in that river.
Seth- Hey, who's he?

Wendy- There's a man over there.
Carla- It must be an Edolas native.
Wendy- Thank goodness. He looks like a normal person.
Happy- What did expect people to look like? He's got the right idea though. We should be fishing right now.
Wendy- Hey where did Natsu go?
Natsu ended up going behind the poor fool and scaring the man half to death making him run away.
Natsu- What's his problem? I just wanted a little help.
Carla- Think before you act! You walked up to someone minding their own business while wearing that ridiculous outfit and then started talking about fairy tails! Of course you scared him!
Natsu- Ok then how do you suggest we find everyone?!
Wendy- He didn't mean to.
Carla- Listen, if that man reports us to the authorities, we're through.
Happy- Let's Dutch the costumes then please?
I give a Natsu a good smack against the back of his head.
Seth- (Sigh) I swear that you guys are gonna be the death of me one day. C'mon. Let's keep moving.
Indigo: That's the end of this one. Hopefully you guys enjoyed it. Later indigo fam. Peace.