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- Merida, why do you treat Hiccup so rudely when it's clear that he loves and adores you!?
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Hiccup: *chokes on balogna sandwich*
Elsa: *whispers to camera* She treats everyone rudely.
Merida: I do not! He.. does not.
Jack: Yes, you do.
Rapunzel: Mhmm.
Elsa: Aye, lassie.
Hiccup: Er..
Merida: D-do ye feel the same way..? *places hand on Hiccup*
Hiccup: *blushes*
Hiccup: N-no..! Uh.. of course not.. *smiles goofily*
Merida: *smiles back at Hiccup*
Merida: *squeezes Hiccup's hand hard*
Hiccup: aAAAAAH! *drops balogna sandwich*
Hiccup's Balogna Sandwich: *sings* All around me are familiar faces~
Merida: *steals Hiccup's balogna sandwich* *raises sandwich in the air*
Merida: HA HAH!
Hiccup: nOOOOoooOo! Give it!
Merida: *slowly licks sandwich* *raises chin at Hiccup* *grins*
Hiccup: GASPS!
Hiccup: Oooh, you're asking for it! *pulls out Inferno*
Elsa: UHM.
Jack: Dude, I don't think that's necessar--
Rapunzel: That's how they flirt, don't worry.
Jelsa: W-what..?
Merida: *runs out of room*
Hiccup: *chases after Merida*
Jelsa: ...
Rapunzel: Ah, young love.
Elsa: ...You know they're way older than you, right?
Rapunzel: I know.
Jack: *clears throat* Uhm.. the question..?
Rapunzel: *faces camera* Well, to answer your question on why Merida treats Hiccup the way she does is..
Jackunzelsa: ...because that's how they flirt.
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