- I dare Hiccup to go to Astrid and prank her by saying, "Astrid, will you marry me?"
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Hiccup: O-okay... okay.
Jackunzelsida: *gives Hiccup a thumbs up*
Hiccup: Hmph! *turns to Toothless* You got my back, right, bud?
Toothless: No.
Hiccup: Oh, for Thor's sake...
Hiccup: *goes to the backyard*
Astrid: *throwing her axe at targets with Heather*
Heather: Awesome. *high-fives Astrid*
Astrid: I try. *shrugs*
Hiccup: *gulps seeing the sharp axes* Hello— *voice cracks* *clears throat* *deepens voice* Uh, h-hello...! Girls...
Astrid: Hiccup?
Heather: What's up?
Hiccup: Uh.... *kneels down in front of Astrid*
Heather: *eyes widen*
Astrid: What are you doing? *raises brow*
Hiccup: Astrid Hofferson?
Astrid: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III?
Heather: Heather?
Hiccup: Astrid... will you marry me?
Astrid: ...
Heather: ...
Heathstrid: *bursts out laughing* HAHAHAHAHA!
Hiccup: W-w-what's so funny?
Astrid: Oh, gods, no, Hiccup.
Hiccup: Oh... yeah, that's— that's crazy...
Astrid: ...
Heather: ...
Hiccup: So... you girls aren't going to chop me up into a million pieces with your axes?
Astrid: Nah, instead, we'll do this...
Heathstrid: *starts making-out*
Hiccup: O-oh?!
Heathstrid: *still kissing*
Hiccup: Okay.
Heathstrid: *mwa mwa mwa*
Hiccup: ...
Heathstrid: *kiss kiss bang bang*
Hiccup: *nods*
Heathstrid: *you get this jist*
Hiccup: I wish you guys did kill me with your axes now.
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