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- I dare Jack to do his desired wishes on Elsa, Mericcup and Eugenzel
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Jack: *turns to Mericcugenzelsa*
Jack: *grins evilly*
Elsa: Everybody.. on my count.. one, two, three--
Mericcugenzelsa: RUUUUN!!! *runs away from fanmail room*
Jack: *grabs staff* *flies away*
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Jack: *sings* Oh, Meridaaaa~
Merida: Gah! *aims bow and arrow at Jack*
Jack: *freezes Merida's hands and feet with her bow and arrow* Hehe..
Merida: ARGH! What are ye gonna do, Frost butt?!
Jack: Relaaaaaax. *gently floats down behind Merida*
Merida: Huh..?
Jack: *pulls out hair straightener*
Merida: *eyes widen* FROST, NO.
Jack: FROST, YES.
Merida: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Jack: Hiccuuuuup? Where aaaaare youuuu? Here, boy! Here! *makes dog calling noises*
Hiccup: *is annoyed* *comes out of hiding spot* I'm not a dog, Jack!
Jack: Aha! *freezes Hiccup's feet in place*
Hiccup: Oh.. right.. *facepalms*
Jack: *carries Hiccup's body to the kitchen*
Hiccup: Uhm.. why did you bring me here?
Jack: You'll see. *walks to the fridge* *opens fridge* *reveals Hiccup's collection of balogna sandwiches* *smirks at Hiccup*
Hiccup: No..
Jack: *grabs a balogna sandwich*
Hiccup: No!
Jack: *eats Hiccup's balogna sandwich*
Hiccup: NO!
Jack: *takes all of Hiccup's balogna sandwiches* *flies outside*
Hiccup: NO!!! WHERE DID YOU GO?! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL MY SANDWICHES?!
Radio: *turns on* This just in! Flying teenage-looking boy in a blue jacket gives away free balogna sandwiches to homeless street children! What a guardian!
Hiccup: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hiccup: Oh, wait, that's actually a good thing.
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Ask & Dare The Big Five
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