- Question for Jelsa: Things you wish to happen in your relationship's future?
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Jelsa: *looks at each other* *blushes*
Jack: Well, thanks to a dare, we're actually already married! So, we're kinda just... *puts an arm around Elsa* ...living life.
Merida: Or the lack thereof, in your case.
Rapunzel: *nudges Merida*
Elsa: Yeah, about that, Jack...
Jack: What...? *starts to sweat* *freezes in place*
Elsa: You know how it was North who officiated our quote, unquote, "wedding"?
Jack: Yeah...?
Elsa: Uh... he... doesn't really have... any legal authority... to do that... so we're essentially still a de facto couple.
Jack: What?!
Elsa: We don't have a marriage certificate either.
Jack: WHAT?
Elsa: *shrugs* *gives Jack a sorry look*
Jack: Who cares about some certificate?!
Hiccup: The government, Frost.
Jack: N-no one told me? I've been parading to the entire world that Queen Elsa of Arendelle is my wife! *buries head in hands*
Hiccup: See! I told you, Jack! I told you, you muttonhead! We should've had Gothi officiate the wedding! But noOoOo, let's have Santa Claus do it instead.
Jack: How can anyone be more of an authority than Santa Claus?! Come on!
Elsa: *puts a hand on Jack's* Don't worry, Jack. In my heart, we are together.
Jack: *smiles at Elsa*
Rapunzel: Here's an idea for Jelsa's future: why not have a baby?
Jack: B-B-B-Baby?! :D
Elsa: B-B-B-Baby?! D:
Jack: That's true. I LOVE kids! Whaddya say, Snow?
Elsa: No.
Merida: A mini weilder of ice and snow with Jack Frost's rowdiness and mischievousness plus Snow Queen Elsa's sassiness and moodiness? It's a recipe for disaster. I'm good, thanks!
Elsa: *releases breath of relief* You understand me, Mer—
Merida: Buuuut, come to think of it... those are literally just what mi wee brothers are... and I get along with them quite well...
Elsa: So, what are you saying...?
Merida: *shrugs* To heck with it, maybe havin' a Jelsa kid ain't so bad.
Elsa: No!
Hiccup: Y-yeah! I'll be the coolest uncle too, pun intended! I could even make him an apprentice of mine and teach him to be a dragon rider and show him the art of blacksmithing and like Gobber did to me!
All: *looks at Hiccup with a deadpan expression*
Hiccup: ...or not? It's just a theory.
Rapunzel: *sniffs* ...a game theory!
All: *cries together for MatPat*
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