Ask & Dare The Big Five

Lovey Dovey Meri

- I dare Merida to be lovey dovey with Hiccup!

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Merida: Me? Be lovey dovey? With Hiccup? Nope.

Jack: Hey, you guys made love once.

Merida: *slaps Jack*

Jack: Ow!

Merida: We were just makin' noise, remember?

Rapunzel: So, you guys really did cheat! Unfair!

Elsa: Well, Hiccup's asleep right now, so.. you can start by kissing him awake or something..

Jack: I don't see the problem, really. I mean, he's your boyfriend after all.. *nudges Merida's shoulder*

Merida: He's not mah..

Jackunzelsa: *crosses arms* *raises brows*

Merida: W-we never went steady!

Elsa: Suuure..

Rapunzel: Don't worry! We won't film anything. *hides camera*

Merida: *sighs* *puts on determined face* Aye, a dare's a dare.

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Hiccup: *snores loudly*

Merida: Oh Hiccy! *sneaks behind Hiccup*

Hiccup: *snores*

Merida: *climbs on top of him* Wake up, pumpkin pie!

Hiccup: *wakes up* *yawns* Oh hey, Mer.. watcha.. um.. doing..?

Merida: Nothin', just waking up mi prince charming. *smiles*

Hiccup: Prince what now?

Merida: *kisses Hiccup*

Hiccup: *widens eyes*

Merida: It's a good mornin' kiss, creampuff!

Hiccup: But it's.. *glances at alarm clock* --three in the afternoon.

Merida: Then, it's a good afternoon kiss, then! *giggles*

Hiccup: *laughs awkwardly* Okay then.. *sits up* uhm.. what's with all.. *gestures to all of Merida* this..?

Merida: *sweats*Uhm, uh.. what do ye mean? This is what girlfriends and boyfriends do, don't they? *winks at Hiccup*

Hiccup: *blushes* *sweats* B-boyfriend and--?

Merida: Hush now, creampuff! Whatcha gon' do today?

Hiccup: I was just about to go give Toothless his afternoon flying. Wanna come with?

Merida: Not really. No. *jumps off Hiccup's bed*

Hiccup: Oh.. kay..

Jackunzelsa: *lifts up tile from under the floor* Pssst!

Merida: *sees Jackunzelsa* What the--?

Jack: *shows Merida the fanmail*

Merida: *sighs in annoyance* Aye, aye. *marches back to Hiccup*

Merida: Uhm, Hiccup, about that afternoon flying..

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Hiccup: *riding Hiccup* Okay, bud, Merida's tagging along, so be nice to her, alright?

Toothless: *growls*

Hiccup: Thanks, bud!

Toothless: *raises upper eye muscle*

Hiccup: Okay, Mer. Come on! *holds out hand*

Merida: *rides on Toothless* *hugs Hiccup*

Toothless: *growls*

Hiccup: Bud.

Toothless: *puppy eyes*

Hiccup: Here we go!

~ and so mericcup wooshes into the woods to grandmother's house! *clears throat* I mean, sky ~

~ insert romantic flight scene ~

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Jack: Does Red still remember this is just a dare?

Rapunzel: Probably not.

Jack: So.. you girls wanna go to the mall or something?

Rapunzel: Sure!

Elsa: I'll prepare the wigs!

Jack: Billy. The cameras. *snickers*

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Hiccup: Guys, we're baaack!

Merida: Huh.. no one's home..

Hiccup: Um.. you know. We could take advantage of the situation, you know? What do you say..?

Merida: *raises hand to slap Hiccup*

Hiccup: *readies self for death*

Merida: *remembers dare* *softly caresses Hiccup's cheek instead* *dying inside* *gritting teeth while smiling*

Hiccup: ...

Hiccup: So, is that a yes..?

Merida: Oooooof c-course, honey..!

Hiccup: Awesome! *carries Merida bridal style*

Merida: *holds onto Hiccup* *prays to self* please don't let this lead to where i think it's headed . . .

Hiccup: *walks to kitchen* *gently puts Merida down*

Merida: Uh.. what are we gonna do..?

Hiccup: *tiptoes to the fridge* *opens fridge* Pssst, there are cream puffs over here! And, Punzie's cookies!

Merida: You had me at tiptoes, Haddock!

Merida: *snuggles with Hiccup* *kisses Hiccup's neck*

Hiccup: *grinning like a goof*

Merida: You are the best boyfriend in the world.

Hiccup: Is.. that what we are now..?

Merida: Aye. Not really, this whole new me is just a dare.

Hiccup: *heart shatters into a million pieces* W-w-w-w-w-w-what..?

Merida: Now, let's dig in, shall we?!

Hiccup: You go ahead.. I just lost my appetite.

Merida: *shrugs* Your loss.

Hiccup: *walks away* *snot falls on mouth*

Hiccup: Ask and dare us..