Ask & Dare The Big Five

Slap Hans

InsanityAngelic
- I dare everyone in the studio to slap Hans >:)

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Everyone: *smirks*

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Hans: *flipping pancakes in the kitchen* *sings* It's hard to look right at you baaaby but here's my number, so call me maybe-- *sees Merida*

Merida: ( • _ •)

Hans: ...

Hans: No one must know about this!

Merida: ...

Hans: Wait, why are you here?

Merida: Why are you here? This is our kitchen.

Hans: Flipping pancakes, duh. And for the record, it's our kitchen.

Merida: Becaaause?

Hans: Because it's called the ROTB--

Merida: No, lad, I mean, why are ye flippin' pancakes?

Hans: Because they're good! Nuff said. *flips hair*

Merida: Meh. *shoves Hans in sack*

Hans: MY PANCAKES--!

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Hans: *sleeping while tied to a chair*

Pascal: *sticks tongue in Hans' ear*

Hans: *wakes up, screaming like a girl*

Hans: W-where am I? Why are the lights dimmed dramatically while there's only light on me?

Everyone in the studio: *comes out* *smirks*

Hans: Uhm.. hello?

Jack: FROM DOWNTOWN! *slaps Hans*

Hans: Ow! What the--? Is this a da---ow!

Elsa: *slaps Hans* *throws snowball at Hans' hair*

Rapunzel: *slaps Hans with frying pan*

Hiccup: *slaps Hans weakly*

Hans: THAT WAS SOFT BUT OUCH

Anna: *slaps Hans 39 times*

Hans: ANNA WHATEVER HAPPENED TO LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR

Anna: Well, you see-- the door got infested with termites and was burned down to the ground along with the house surrounding it.

Kristoff: *punches Hans*

Hans: Hey, that wasn't a slap!

Kristoff: Oh, you're right. Thanks for reminding me! *smirks* *slaps Hans*

Hans: Merfgh..

Olaf: Hi! I'm Olaf and I like warm slaps on Hans' face! *slaps Hans*

Hans: A talking snowman?!

Sven: *slaps Hans' face with antlers*

Hans: MY BEAUTIFUL FACE

North: *slaps Hans* *leaves giftbox on Hans' lap* Merry Christmas!

Bunnymund: *slaps Hans using boomerang* *leaves easter egg basket on Hans' lap* Happy Easter!

Sandy: *slaps Hans with a big hand made out of dreamsand* *makes Hans fall asleep*

Hans: Zzzz *sleep talks* Hey, that hurtzzzz

Tooth: *slaps Hans awake*

Hans: *tooth falls out* Why do you guardians keep greeting me?

Tooth: *leaves Hans' memory box on his lap* A little something for you to remember how much of a naughty kid you've been! *smiles sweetly*

Hans: A HANDSOME naughty kid, at that.

Pitch: *squeals* My very first dare! *fanboys* *slaps Hans*

Jack: Good job, Pitch. Now, get out. *freezes Pitch* *throws him out the window*

Baymax: He jumped out a windoooOOW!

Astrid: *slaps Hans* *spits on his face*

Hans: Ah! Gross, woman!

Ruffnut: *slaps Hans* *whispers to Hans* You know, between the two of us, you're kinda hot.

Hans: R-really..? I mean-- of course, I am!

Tuffnut: *slaps Hans* *pushes Hans' chair*

Hans: *falls on floor* Ow.. again..

Snotlout: *pulls Hans up by the shirt* *slaps Hans* *whispers to Hans* She's mine.

Hans: Uhm, who?

Fishlegs: *slaps Hans* *whispers to Hans* Mine too.

Hans: Sheesh, just have her! What is it with that vikess anyway--?

Rapunzel: Lol, vikess.

Baymax: *does the fistbump on Hans' ugly face* Bah-la-la-la

Hans: Who and what are you?

Baymax: Hello, I am Baymax. You're personal healthcare attendant. *bandaids Hans' face*

Hiro: *controls microbots* *forms giant hand with microbots* *slaps Hans* Nailed it..

Fred: *grabs a sign* *slaps Hans' face with commercial sign*

Hans: Okay, I'm seriously getting a plastic surgery after this..

Merida: Aye and when you're done, we'll slap your face again!

Honey Lemon: *does formula ball on bag* *throws formula ball at Hans* *ball explodes in Hans' face* *slaps Hans*

Hans: Wow.. I. Am. Surrounded. By. Nerds.

Wasabi: *spills wasabi on Hans' shirt* *slaps Hans*

Fred: Ha! Now, you're wasabi!

Hans: ...

Gogo: *slaps Hans' face with her bike wheel*

Hans: Hey, that was made out of metal!

Gogo: Stop whining. Have a bubblegum. *throws gum pack on Hans' face*

Hans: Uhm, thanks?

Hans: OKAY IS EVERYBODY DONE HERE, PLEASE? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU HERE, IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD IS HERE.

Hans: What, is Niall Horan here, too?!

Niall: *bursts into the room*

Hans: You've gotta be kidding me..

Niall: *slaps Hans*

Anna: *grabs Hans' chair* *throws Hans out of the window*

~ meanwhale in the bushes, where everything that jumps out the window lands on ~

Pitch: *still frozen* Still can't believe I had my first dare! I had my first dare, Gingy! *squeals*

Hans: Oh, shut up.