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Ask & Dare the Big Five!
In this alternate universe where Elsa, Jack Frost, Rapunzel, Hiccup, and Merida (for some unknown reason) come together for the sole purp...
Satans_Good_Child - I dare Jack and Hiccup to get magically turned into 5-year olds, somehow. I dare Merida, Rapunzel and Elsa to act as their mothers! I'm Evil!
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Rapunzel: How convenient! *pulls out a potion out of nowhere*
Merida: What do ye mean? Lads are already 5 years old.
HiJack: Hey!
Elsa: And we kinda already act as their mothers now anyway. *shrugs*
HiJack: Double HEY!
Rapunzel: Yeah, if you call making-out with your children motheri—
Elsa: RAPUNZEL!
Merida: I don't make-out with anyone's child. Ever!
Hiccup: *wipes lipstick stain from lips*
Jack: I am literally a Guardian, a spirit over 300 years old and getting older... well, I'm technically trapped in this age but— uh, I have fought evil and saved the world multiple times! Which is like.... twice, you know?
Hiccup: And I'm... well, I may not be 300 but... I'm older than five, that's for sure...! *crosses arms*
Rapunzel: *opens potions* Open wide, boys!
HiJack: ...
Hiccup: Take good care of us, please... If I ever get into an.... accident.... I'm so sorry. Just slap me in the face. Thank you.
Jack: Well, I, for one, am not worried at all. I'm sure Elsa will take great care of me. And she might even let me fe—
Elsa: No.
Rapunzel: *makes HiJack drink the potions*
Hiccup: Blegh! Ugh! Aguguguh. *wipes tongue*
Jack: *drops dead*
HiJack:
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