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- Is Hiccup a Swiftie?
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Hiccup: What's a 'swiftie'?
Billy II: It's what you call the fans of Taylor Swift.
Hiccup: Oh.. well, w-what made them think that?
Elsa: I think I remember you singing a song of hers in an episode before, that's probably why they asked.
Hiccup: W-what..? Really? *blushes*
Merida: *laughs* Ye sing the lass' songs all the time! Didn't ye notice?
Rapunzel: Hmm, well, someone's observant of Hiccup. *smirks at Merida*
Merida: Bruh.
Jack: Yeah! One time, while he was showeri--
Hiccup: WHOOPS, SORRY-- *kicks Jack in the face to stop him*
Jack: *nose bleeds* OW! What the frosting snowballs, man?!
Rapunzel: Wait, immortals can bleed?
Hiccup: That's nothing, Jack. We have Punzie, anyway.
Jack: So, just coz--! After what you did in the last episode?!
Elsa: What happened in the last episode?
Jack: Hiccup--
Hiccup: WHOOPSY DAISY-- *slaps Jack's face* -- SORRY, I THOUGHT THERE WAS A MOSQUITO.
Jack: --OOF. HADDOCK.
Rapunzel: ... *sighs* Come one, Jack. *wraps hair around Jack's face*
Elsa: So, fess up, Hic. Are you a swiftie?
Hiccup: *snorts* Psh. No! I am most certainly not a Swiftie! I have never..
Elsa: *raises eyebrows*
Hiccup: Ever..
Merida: Check this out..
Hiccup: EvER
Jack: I'm gonna kick you in the face too, someday.
Hiccup: EVEEEEEEEEEEER
Hans & Eugene: *bursts out of closet* --GETTING BACK TOGETHEEEEEER
Hiccup: Aw, I wanted to sing that par-- HEY, THAT CLOSET HASN'T BEEN BURNED DOWN YET?!
Merida: Lassies and laddies, I think that answers our question.
Hiccup: Mer, we're burning that closet.
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