Ask & Dare The Big Five

Jack VS Tan

ScreenLife
- I dare Jack to try self-tanner

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Jack: Okay, but.. what's that?

Merida: Those machine-y things Hiccup and I see on the motion picture machine??

Hiccup: Hopefully not.. we have no idea how to run those things, we could.. kill Jack.. again..

Jack: No, please.. *frowns*

Rapunzel: *pulls out laptop* *Goggles 'self tanner'*

Elsa: *peaks at laptop* Well, you're in luck, Jack! It's not those machine-y things Hiccup and Merida watches on tv!

Jack: Phew.. but, quick question, why do you watch those things?

Merida: Hiccup likes advertisements for some reason..

Hiccup: Hey, you think all the furniture in this house just appeared here out of thin air? We purchase them, of course. Right, Raps?

Rapunzel: Right!

Elsa: ANYWAYS--- Jack, the tanners you'll be using are those little lotion thingies that are of the color brown.

Jack: Well, alright then. Do we have any of those?

Rapunzel: Ooh! I'll go ask North!

Merida: Wait a minute, lass-- why don't we let Commercial Channel Lad here buy ol' Jack's self tanning stuff. *gestures to Hiccup*

Hiccup: What? Why me? You're gonna put me in the trouble of finding a self-tanner when North could have some downstairs..?

Merida: But, I thought ye loved advertisements?

Elsa: Aww, Merida wants to let Hiccup do something he likes! *holds hands* *puts hands on cheek* *stares at Mericcup lovey-dovey*

Merida: Wh-what? I-- uh-- NO! I--

Rapunzel: -- Aaaand I've got the self-tanner, guys! *raises self-tanner in the air*

Jack: Woaah. *stares at self-tanner* I wanna try it!

Rapunzel: Well, have fun! *tosses self-tanner to Jack*

Jack: *gets hit on the head by self-tanner* *grabs self-tanner* Ow..

Elsa: I'll take that. *snatches self-tanner from Jack* We'll be the ones to tan you, Jacky.

Jack: Hey! *attempts to snatch self-tanner from Elsa* Well, then, where's the essence in its 'self-tanner' title if you guys are the ones who'll--

Elsa: *puts finger on Jack's lips* Hush now, child. Let's get this on!

Jack: Snowflake, I'm a thousand years old.

Hiccup: No, you're not. You're just three hundred and twenty. I think..?

Jack: I---