Ask & Dare The Big Five

Mericcup Sings

InsanityAngelic
- I dare Merida and Hiccup to sing an annoying song in front of everyone in the studio.

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~ at the studio ~

Mericcup: *puts mic stands in the middle of the studio*

Merida: *grabs mic* Well, your voice is already annoying. Whatever you sing will be annoying, Hiccup. *snickers*

Hiccup: *grabs mic* Hey! I have the voice of Adam Levine!

Merida: ...

Merida: *bursts out laughing*

Hiccup: Oh, c'mon..

Hiccup: *speaks on mic* Uhm, everyone? May we have your attention, please? Please, sit down, Merida and I are gonna have a little performance.. yeah..

Everyone else: *sits on chairs facing Mericcup*

Merida: One, two, three--

Hiccup: *sings in high pitched voice* OH, I'M A GUMMY BEAR!

Merida: *sings in high pitched voice* YES, I'M A GUMMY BEAR!

Mericcup: *jumps up and down* OH, I'M A YUMMY TUMMY FUNNY LUCKY GUMMY BEAR!

Hiccup: *accidentally hits mic stand*

Bunny: No, not this song. This song was played on that one Easter Sunday party! Gave me a headache!

Honey Lemon: Hey.. it's not that bad. *dances*

Merida: I'M A JELLY BEAR! *marches*

Hiccup: 'CAUSE I'M A GUMMY BEAR! *does robot arms*

Mericcup: *points in the air* OH WE'RE A MOVIN' GROOVIN' JAMMIN' SINGING GUMMY BEAR!

Merida: OH YEAH!

Jack: *sighs in annoyance eternally*

Hiccup: *lowers voice pitch* *tries to tap dance* GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY BEAR. *tries to spin on finger but ends up breaking finger*

Merida: *bounces* *lowers voice pitch* GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY BEAR!

Hiccup: *steps on fallen mic stand* *gets hit* *gets up*

Merida: Stupid.

Hiccup: *shakes butt* *sings* BA BA BADUBIDUBI YUM YUM!

Merida: *laughs* *shakes butt* *sings* BA BA BADUBIDUBI YUM YUM!

Mericcup: BA BA BADUBIDUBU YUM YUM! THREE TIMES YOU CAN BITE ME! *hand on crotch* *points in the air*

Tuffnut: Ugh now it is very much stuck in my head! *throws helmet across the room*

Elsa: *laughs* *whispers* Got that on tape, Punz?

Rapunzel: You bet I do!

Astrid: RAHH! *throws axe at Mericcup*

Mericcup: *dodges axe*

Wasabi: Well, someone's not sleeping tonight.. *walks out*

Gogo: Ugh! Why would such a song even exist?!

North: *caresses arm with 'naughty' tattoo*

Tooth: Hey, the song wasn't that bad! Right, girls?

Tooth's fairies: *lying on floor like a bunch of dead flies*

Olaf: *gasps* You guys are gummy bears?!

Olaf: What's a gummy bear?

Baymax: I have recorded their performace. Would you like me to replay it? *plays recording*

Everyone but Baymax and Mericcup: No! *leaves studio in the speed of light*

Merida: This is yer fault, Hic.

Hiccup: What? Why me?!

Merida: Coz ya didn't sing it right.

Hiccup: Well, I was trying to make it sound as annoying as possible, Mer. *pouts*

Merida: Ye sassin' me, dragon boy?

Hiccup: What? N-no--! Mer!

Merida: Well, the dare is done now, so-- lateeer! *leaves studio*

Hiccup: *frowns*

Baymax: *cradles Hiccup* It is okay to cry. Crying is a normal response to pain, especially the kind of pain which you, yourself, have caused.

Hiccup: Oh c'mon..

Baymax: However, music can aid you in your state of pain! *hands Hiccup a microphone*

Hiccup: Thanks, Baymax.. *grabs mic*

Baymax: *plays background music*

Hiccup: *takes deep breath*

Hiccup: *sings in coarse voice* AND IIIIIIII--

Hiccup: *tears up* *does dramatic head bang*

Hiccup: HOOOLY SH--

Billy: *censors Hiccup's cussing*

Hiccup: *dramatically points at Merida* --WILL ALWAAAYS LOVE YOU!

Hiccup: *smashes mic stand on floor* --I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME THORDAMMIT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME *throws mic across China*