Ask & Dare The Big Five

Pitch's Girlfriend?

HiJack: *gets a snowglobe from shelf* *smashes snowglobe on floor, then a portal appears* *goes in portal* *comes back with a sack*

Pitch: *comes out of the sack*

Pitch: What did you two imbeciles brought me here for?!

Merida: Calm down, grandpa. You got a question.

Pitch: What..?

Hiccup: *grabs megaphone* *speaks through megaphone* --YOU GOT A QUESTION.

Pitch: *covers ears* YES, I GOT THAT!

Rapunzel: Oh, why did you say 'what', then?

Pitch: It was an expression of disbelief! *grabs forehead in frustration*

Elsa: Hey, don't talk to her like that!

Jack: Look, Black-- just answer the question so you can get out of here.

Pitch: Hey! You're the ones who kidnapped me and shoved me in a sack and tossed me through a magic por--

Hiccup: *clears throat* *reads fanmail*

Mystical_Purple
- Question for Pitch!!! If you were to pick a girl to be your girlfriend, who would it be and why?

Pitch: What.

Hiccup: *reads again* Question for--

Pitch: I got that! *sighs* *squeals inside because he got asked*

Rapunzel: Then stop saying 'what'!

Elsa: Don't mind him, cousin. It was just-- *mocks Pitch's voice and accent* -- 'an expression of disbelief'

Pitch: *rolls eyes* Well, I don't really exactly need a.. girlfriend in my life--

Jack: Your diary would say otherwise. *snickers*

Pitch: --but since a fan asked.. *bites lip* *blushes*

Merida: *raises eyebrows*

Pitch: I'd.. like to date..

The Big Five: *leans in to hear Pitch*

Pitch: M-Maleficent..?

Elsa: WHAT.

Merida: *holds in laughter*

Hiccup: Uh, who's that?

Jack: *burst out laughing*

Rapunzel: Actually.. I think you two would look cute as a couple.

Elsa: Cousin?!

Merida: Just 'cause they both wear black and are infamous?

Jack: Pitch, you crack me up. *wipes tear of joy*

Hiccup: Would someone like to explain to me who Efficacent is?

Elsa: It's Maleficent, Hic. *chuckles*

Hiccup: That too.

Rapunzel: She's the queen of darkness!

Elsa: I'm not sure of the whole story but she cursed the Princess Aurora to prick her finger on a spindle of a spinning wheel on her..

Merida: Sixteenth birthday, lass.

Elsa: --Yes! And then she'll die.

Hiccup: What?! Why?

Elsa: I'm not really sure? Maybe it's because the king and queen didn't invite them to Aurora's birthday or something..

Hiccup: ...

Jack: *chuckles* Why, Pitch?

Pitch: Uh, because.. *blushes*

Merida: Pitch Black is blushing! Ha!

Pitch: Am not! It's just.. getting really hot in here..

Merida: Aye, sure, we have both the Snow Queen and Winter Spirit in the same room. It really is hot in here.

Elsa: *makes a flurry over Pitch's head*

Pitch: *raises eyebrow* ... thanks.

Pitch: Anyway, if I had the choice, I'd pick Maleficent because.. well, nothing! She's just really cool and evil. It's like.. she's someone who would.. understand me.. *stares dreamily at no where particular*

Jack: *laughs* You don't understand anything.

Hiccup: Huh..

Rapunzel: The Mistress of All Evil and the King of Nightmares..

Elsa: Has a nice ring to it. *shrugs*

Merida: And because ye've been a good lad for the past five minutes, we'll let ye do the honors, Black. *gestures to the camera*

Pitch: *eyes widen* *jumps at camera*

Pitch: *sings* Ask and dare us!

The Big Five: ...

Pitch: What? It's not everyday you get the chance to--

Jack: *kicks Pitch out of the studio*