Ask & Dare The Big Five

Emo Elsa

- I dare Elsa to act like an emo for the whole day.

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Elsa: Emo, huh?

Rapunzel: Hmm.. this'll be fun!

Hiccup: How convenient, we have these clothes in the wardrobe that could make you pass as an emo.. and a goth or punk or something.. *grabs clothes* *hands clothes to Elsa*

Jack: Why are you surprised? We have everything ever made in this house.

Elsa: Er.. thanks? *stares at clothes*

Merida: How does an emo act anyway?

Jack: Basically, you feel like the world hates you, and you hate it as well..? Like, you feel that everyone is against you and no one understand you other than your hair. *laughs*

Rapunzel: How do you know that?

Jack: Three hundred years can teach you a lot, Blondie.

Merida: Aye, it thought you perfectly well how to stereotype.

Elsa: Ooh! Piece of pudding! *goes in the dressing room*

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Rapunzel: Okay guys! I present to you--

Hiccup: *does drumrolls*

Merida: *trumpet noises*

Jack: ...

Rapunzel: Emo Elsa!

Elsa: *walks out of closet*

Merida: What's 'all time low'?

Rapunzel: Say hi to Jack, Els.

Elsa: Whatever..

Jack: :((

Rapunzel: How do you feel, Elsie bear?

Elsa: Like everyone is against me.. the world is my enemy..

Hiccup: Well, what do wanna do for the rest of the day?

Elsa: Me..? I just.. wanna wollow in my self-pity.. *sits in corner*

Elsa: --and reflect on where I'm going with my life.. *grabs a journal*

Elsa: --and write about my feelings and how much of a failure I am.

Elsa: *writes* I hate my life. *draws skulls and bones and stitched-up hearts*

Rapunzel: I don't think being emo is all about stitched hearts and skulls, Elsa.

Elsa: What's it to you? I dyed my hair black for this.. *fake cries*

Merida: Er.. no ya didn't, lass.

Hiccup: Shush, Mer!

Merida: ...

Jack: Don't worry, Elsa. You still look hot to me!

Elsa: Who the bleep are you, Jackass?

Jack: W-wha..? *frowns*

Merida: Ha! I'm kinda liking this emo Elsa.

Elsa: Sorry, boy.. I  only go out with someone like me--

Jack: Ding!

Jack: *rushes to the changing room* *changes clothes*

Rapunzel: ...

Merida: This'll be good, I swear.

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Jack: *walks out of changing room*

Hiccup: You've been in there for five minutes, but you didn't even change clothes, bud.

Rapunzel: Is that.. eyeliner?

Jack: It's guy-liner *sits beside Elsa*

Elsa: *raises eyebrow*

Jack: So.. you wanna cry and date or somethin'?

Elsa: You seriously think that just because you have eyeliner on--

Jack: It's guy-liner

Elsa:  -- it makes you emo? *rolls eyes*

Jack: Yes..?

Merida: *bursts in laughs*

Rapunzel: Oh boy..

Hiccup: Jack, no.