Ask & Dare The Big Five

Jack The Dog

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- I dare Jack to act like a dog, except for eating dog food

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Jack: Crud...

Merida: *stands up* *clasps hands* HA! *dances*

Jack: Calm down, red. I'm actually thankful because the darer removed eating the dog food part. *smirks*

Rapunzel: Why though?

Merida: *glares at Jack*

Hiccup: This'll be fun..

Elsa: Okay, Jack the Dog, let's head to the backyard!

~ at ze backyard ~

Rapunzel: *puts dog ears and cardboard cut-out tail on Jack*

Jack: Okay so.. how does a dog sit?

Rapunzel: Don't act like you and Elsa haven't--

Elsa: *widens eyes* Punz! What the--?

Jack: Oh, like this? *lies down with arms and knees supporting weight*

Merida: Yeah, yer a natural, Frost.

Hiccup: *grabs a twig* Fetch, boy! *throws stick out of the fence*

Jack: Oh, bother. *rolls eyes*

Jack: *runs to the stick* *attempts to bark* Bak bak bak!

Merida: It's 'bark', Frost-butt. *snickers*

Jack: *attempts to fly to jump on fence* *can't fly because he doesn't have the staff* *falls on fence*

All but Jarida: *looks away* *winces* Oooh..

Merida: Oooooh that's gotta hurt. *pretends to be concerned*

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Elsa: *gives Jack a chicken bone* Go hide your bone, Jacky Wacky!

Rapunzel: Jacky what?

Jack: *stands up* *covers crotch* Sorry, was it too obvious? *blushes*

Elsa: ...

Rapunzel: ...

Hiccup: T-that's not what she--

Jack: Whoops.

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Rapunzel: Jack? Jaaaack? Where are y-- *steps on something sticky*

Rapunzel: *looks under foot*

Jack: *jumps out the bushes* *gives an innocent face*

Rapunzel: JACKSON OVERLAND FROST

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Hiccup: *reading a book*

Jack: *rubs self on Hiccup's leg* *whimpers like a dog*

Hiccup: *rolls eyes* Oh, c'mon. You've been potty trained since you were still a mortal, Jack. *goes back to reading*

Jack: Hmph! *walks to couch* *raises left leg*

Hiccup: *widens eyes* WOAH WOAH WOAH! *groans* Fine, let's go. *attaches collar on Jack's neck*

Jack: *smirks*

Hiccup: *leads Jack out the house* *spots fire hydrant* *walks to fire hydrant*

Jack: *sniffs fire hydrant* *raises left leg*

Hiccup: Uck! This is so gross. *looks away*

Jack: *grins evilly* *pees on Hiccup's metal leg*

Jack: *runs away*

Hiccup: Woah, WHAT THE--?! JACKSON OVERLAND FROOOST! *chases Jack* *slips on the urine*

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Jack: *looks for Elsa* *howls*

Elsa: *peeks out the door* Jack? What's the matter? *pouts*

Merida: You're really enjoying ths, aren't ye, lass?

Elsa: Dog Jack is adorable! I mean, look at him! He has the lil doggy ears and a cardboard cut-out tail and everything! *pats Jack's head*

Jack: *barks* *sings* Doggie?

Elsa: ...

Merida: Hey! Dogs don't talk! OR frickle frackle humans! *glares*

Elsa: But he's sooo cute! *gulps* *holds on Jack's lead*

Merida: Lass, no.

Jack: *leads Elsa to the room*

Merida: *dumfounded* Those two are officially mad.