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Ask & Dare the Big Five!
In this alternate universe where Elsa, Jack Frost, Rapunzel, Hiccup, and Merida (for some unknown reason) come together for the sole purp...
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Merida: Why ya'll always letting Sideburns kiss people?!
Elsa: Hmmph! I don't even wanna think about mine.. *shivers* Grob..
Jack: Grr. *hugs Elsa*
Rapunzel: Ooh~ sounds like a certain someone doesn't want a certain someone to kiss a certain someone because that certain someone is certainly J-E-A-L---
Merida: Ha ha. Very funny..! *crosses arms* *looks away*
Merida: Go kiss for all I care! I'm just sayin' that Hans---
Punzelsa: MHMMMMM~
Merida: OH SHUT UP. WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER!
Hiccup: *pouts*
Hiccup: I'd rather kiss Jack again!
Hiccup: Wait-- that wasn't.. Ah, Thor..
Elsa: Great job, now the fans would have an idea on what to dare next, Hiccy.
Hiccup: Da ta da---
Hans: *appears from under couch* *stands up* *puts hands on waist* DID SOMEBODY SAY 'HANS'?
Hiccup: You kind of a minute too late..
Hans: Did you want me to come earlier? *winks at Hiccup*
Hiccup: *blinks* *eyes widen* W-W-whAT--?! Did you just--?
Hans: Say, you're heir to the throne of Berk, aren't you? Would that mean your soon-to-be spouse would rule alongside you or are customs different for Vikings? No reason, just asking for a.. friend.
Hiccup: Anna wasn't lying when she said you were a------ *censors curse words*
Jack: Hey, language! This is a kids' book!
Elsa: What? No, it's no--
Hiccup: A DARE IS A DARE! *raises hands in air* *grabs Hans' face*
Hans: Oop--
HiccAns: *makes out*
Jackunzelsida: *eyes widen* *cringes*
Elsa: Welp, Imma just-- *looks away*
Jack: I can sell this! *starts filming HiccAns*
Rapunzel: LOOK, RED! *grabs Merida's face*
Merida: MI EYES. *eyes start to bleed*
Rapunzel: JELLY YET?!
Merida: LASS-- why would I be jelly if Hiccup obviously did not want it?
Rapunzel: *eyes shape into hearts* SQUEEEE! YOU DIDN'T SAY IT WAS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LIKE HIM!
Merida: STOP YELLIN'! YES, I DO LIKE HIM, BLONDIE! I SAID IT LIKE TEN TIMES ALL THROUGHT THE WHOLE BOOK! IS NO ONE TAKING NOTE OF THA---?!
Hiccup: *pulls away from Hans* *turns to Merida* *blushes* W-wait, y-you do..?
Merida: I what?
Hiccup: L-like me..?
Merida: Yeah!
Hiccup: Yeah??
Merida: Yeah.
Hiccup: Maybe 'yeah' will be our 'alwa--'
Merida: --As a friend.
Hiccup: THOR DARNNIT, MERIDA OF DUNBROCH! WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THIS-- *carries Hans*
Hans: H-heY! WATCH IT.
Hiccup: *lets out war cry* GRAAAAAAAAAAAA-- *yeets Hans out of window*
Hans: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIngggg~ *falls oj trash cans* *dies*
Hiccup: *yeets self out of window* *falls on Hans and trash cans (what differences does that make though?)*
Hiccup: It's you and me now, Burns.. *looks up at sky*
