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- I dare the boys to scare the girls by singing Cake by Melanie Martinez creepy like
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Jack: ALRIGHT! *picks up staff* *about to fly out of room*
Hiccup: *blocks door from Jack* Hold up, buddy. We gotta memorize this song first.
Jack: *pouts* *lands on floor* R-right.. aaand how do we do that, exactly..?
Hiccup: *yells* HIROOO!
Hiro: *peeks from out of closet* *sighs* What is it this time..?
Hiccup: Wait, what are you doing the--?
Hiro: *hops out of closet* *slams closet doors shut* N-NOTHING! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Jack: You and Mer haven't burned that thing yet?
Hiccup: Unfortunately.
Hiro: NO, DON'T EVER BURN THIS CLOSET, PLEASE.
Hiccup: W-why not..?
Hiro: J-just dON'T! BILLY, TURN THAT CAMERA OFF!
Billy II: IT'S 'BILLY THE SECOND'!
Hiro: OKAY!
Billy II: OKAY!
Hiro: Okay..
Billy II: Maybe 'okay' will be our 'alwa--
Hiro: *kicks camera*
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Rapunzel: *painting on wall*
Elsa: *watching Rapunzel paint on wall*
Merida: *slouching on couch* *watching television*
HiJack: *peeking at girls from outside the door*
Hiccup: Ready?
Jack: What if they're familiar with this.. song?
Hiccup: Well.. nothing we can do about that now. A dare is a dare..
Jack: A not-so-fun dare, at that.. *pouts*
Jack: B-but--! Let's just make our voices sound.. er.. convincingly creepy..?
Hiccup: I hope we can. My voice is.. *grunts*-- from rehearsing the lyrics..
Jack: Ssh! Let's jump on in!
HiJack: *inhales* *steps in room*
Rapunzel: *sees HiJack* Oh, hey, boys! Just in time! I need some fresh perspective over here..
Elsa: What do you guys think of Rap's new---
Billy II: *plays background music*
Hiccup: *softly caresses Rapunzel's cheeks* *sings in a coarse voice* Your skin is warm like an oven~
Elsa: W-what?
Rapunzel: Oh, sorry!
Hiccup: *furrows eyebrows in confusion*
Jack: *hugs Elsa from behind* *sings* Your kiss-- *pecks a kiss on Elsa* -- a sugary sweet~
Elsa: *raises eyebrows* A-are you, guys, singing..?
Merida: *snorts* They're obviously dared.
Hiccup: Dammit, we didn't even get halfway through the song..
Merida: Ha!
Jack: *starts kissing Elsa on the cheek*
Merida: *raises brow*
Merida: *looks at Hiccup*
Hiccup: *is sweating*
Merida: What?
Hiccup: Would you like to---
Merida: No.
Hiccup: Same lol..
Merida: Did..
Merida: Did you just say 'lol'..?
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Ask & Dare The Big Five
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