Ask & Dare The Big Five

Hiccelsa BrOTP

- I dare Hiccup and Elsa to be like siblings for one day

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~ later that morning ~

Elsa: *knocks on Hiccup's door* Little brother! Breakfast is ready!

Hiccup: *opens door* Little brother..?

Elsa: *shoves fanmail to Hiccup's face*

Elsa: Breakfast. Now. Downstairs. Hurry.

Hiccup: Since when do we need to eat breakfast?

Elsa: Since birth, now let's a-go! *walks away*

Hiccup: *reads fanmail* *follows Elsa* So.. if we're siblings, are we like.. Arendelles or Haddocks?

Elsa: We're still humans.

Hiccup: *sings* Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too?

Elsa: I do, that's what I just said.

Hiccup: I think we'll just settle with Arenddocks?

~ at the dining table ~

Jack: ...

Merida: ...

Rapunzel: ...

Hiccup: Here comes the airplane! *flies spoon in air*

Elsa: *opens mouth*

Hiccup: *feeds Elsa* Good, 'lil sis.

Elsa: You're the little sister.

Hiccup: No, you are!

Elsa: No, you. Shut up.

Hiccup: Okay..

~ elsewhere ~

Anna: I feel a sudden feeling of betrayal in Elsa and I's sisterhood

~ • ~

Jack: Uhm, what are those two doing? They better not be--

Rapunzel: *whispers to Jack* It's a dare they'd be siblings, Jack. Chill out.

Jack: Okay, thanks, RaPUNzel.

Jack: Wait, they're not even acting like siblings, they're acting like a mother feeding her baby.

Rapunzel: Oh, and that would make you and Mer their future in-laws! *giggles*

Jack: Yeah..

Jack: Wait, what--?!

Merida: *looks around table* Ugh, where's mi pie?!

Toothless: *burps out pie tray*

Merida: Well, that's gone forevah. Guess I'll just settle with my--

Hans: *takes a bite out of an apple*

Merida: Grrr. That one time I actually get to eat breakfast apples and-- ugh! *ties rope around arrow* *shoots an arrow at the apple*