Ask & Dare The Big Five

HiJack BrOTP

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- I DARE JACK AND HICCUP TO BE BROTHERS FOR A DAY! XD

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Rapunzel: But, they act like that everyday, though! *smiles*

Elsa: Yeah! Considering they are always together.

Merida: I ship it, tbh.

HiJack: Say whaaaaaa...?

Jack: Wait, does this mean we gotta be all lovey dovey with each other??

Merida: The darer's darin' ye two to be bROTHERS not a couple, dumb dumb...

Rapunzel: What's the matter, Jack? You have a sister, right? You got this.

Jack: Yeah, but not a brother! It's different! I think..?

Merida: Well, now, ye do. *pushes Hiccup to Jack*

HiJack: Oh boy..

- at ze dining tebol -

All except HiJack: *eating*

Jack:

Hiccup:

Jack: Uh.. *grabs spoon*

Hiccup: *raises eyebrow at Jack*

Jack: *holds spoon in the air* *makes airplane noises* Weeeeeee~

Hiccup: What are you---

Jack: Open wiiiide, lil brother! Say 'Aaah!'

Hiccup: *realizes what Jack's doing* Oh! Uhm---- Aaaaaaah...?

Jack: *inserts arm in Hiccup's arm*

Hiccup: ...

Jack: ...

Meripunzelsa: *glares at HiJack weirdly*

Hiccup: *swallows Jack whole*

Meripunzelsa: WHAT THE FU-----

- after a successful stomach surgery to free Jack and another surgery to fix Jack's skin which was burnt from all the stomach acid at the hospital, the Big Five goes back to the rotbftd headquarters -

All except Hiccup: *raises eyebrow at Hiccup*

Hiccup: Oh come on..! How was I supposed to know that brothers don't swallow each other?!

Elsa: Jee, Hic. You know the quadratic formula and who invented the balogna sandwich but not about brothers not eating each other? *facepalms*

Hiccup: I..

Rapunzel: Hey, let's not be too bummed! Yes, the surgery was expensive and Hiccup probably lost an organ or two but---

Hiccup: I WHAT

Rapunzel: --- but let's use that moment to give this dare more depth!

Elsa: Come on, apologize to Jack, you. *pushes Hiccup to Jack*

Hiccup: