- Punzie, I dare you to smack everyone's heads with your lovely weapon frying pan.
~ • ~
Rapunzel: *raises frying pan*
Rapunzel: With pleasure. *wears shades*
- in ze kitchen -
Rapunzel: *sees Hiccup*
Hiccup: *sees Rapunzel* Oh, hey, Punz! 'Was making a balogna sandwich. Would you like some?
Rapunzel: *inhales* THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR SANDWICH.
Rapunzel: *smacks Hiccup's sandwich with frying pan*
Hiccup: WHAT THE--? WHAT WAS THAT FO--
Rapunzel: *smacks Hiccup unconcious with frying pan*
Hiccup: *falls on floor*
Rapunzel: Oh, but seriously though! I looOoOOve your sandwiches, Hic! *kisses Hiccup on head*
Rapunzel: By the way, have you seen Jack anywhere?
Hiccup: Yeah, he's taking a load.
Rapunzel: Thanks! *smacks Hiccup unconcious with frying pan again*
- at ze boys' cr -
Jack: *in a stall* *whistles a tune*
Rapunzel: *tries to break open Jack's stall's door with frying pan*
Jack: AHHHHHHH WHAT THE--?!
Rapunzel: *continues to break down Jack's door with frying pan*
Jack: PLS WHAT'S A GUARDIAN GOTTA DO TO GET A LITTLE PRIVACY?!
Rapunzel: *peaks through hole in door* *grins creepily*
Rapunzel: Here's Punzie.
Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rapunzel: *breaks through Jack's door* *smacks the screaming Jack Frost unconcious with frying pan*
Jack: *falls into toilet bowl*
Rapunzel: BWAHAHAHA--- *sniffs*
Rapunzel: Oh! Pee-yuh! *pinches nose* *flushes toilet
Jack: *gets flushed into toilet*
- at ze backyard -
Merida: *plays archery*
Rapunzel: *creeps behind Merida* *snickers*
Merida: Huh?
Rapunzel: *raises frying pan* *whispers to Merida's ear* Hasta la vista, baby.
Merida: *turns back* *aims arrow at Rapunzel*
Rapunzel: *grabs Merida's bow and arrow with hair*
Merida: Hey! What's the big idea?!
Rapunzel: *smacks Merida unconcious with frying pan*
Merida: *falls on ground*
- in ze other kitchen, yes there are 2 kitchenz dont ask -
Rapunzel: *peaks inside kitchen* *sees Elsa*
Elsa: *stuffing face with chocolates* *sees Rapunzel* *is frozen in place (badum~ tss)*
Rapunzel: Uh..
Elsa: I--! I'm sorry! I-I'll buy them all back, I swear!
Rapunzel: *smacks Elsa unconcious with frying pan*
Rapunzel: Sorry, cous. It's nothing personal. It's just business.
Rapunzel: *smiles* *removes shades* Yes! I did it!
Rapunzel: *smiles at frying pan* We did it! *giggles* *spins frying pan around with finger*
Frying Pan: *accidentally hits Rapunzel on the head*
Rapunzel: *falls on floor unconcious*
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