Ask & Dare The Big Five

Villains

- I dare Jelsa, Mericcup and Eugenzel to do whatever they want with Pitch, Hans, Gothel, Alvin and Mor'du.

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All: *kidnapped the villians in sacks* *tied them to chairs*

Pitch: What is this?! I demand you set me free! I am the King of Nightmares!

Jack: *removes sack off of Pitch's head*

Elsa: *removes sack off of Hans' head* 

Merida: *removes sack off of Mor'du's head*

Hiccup: *removes sack off of Alvin's head*

Eugenzel: *removes sack off of Gothel's face*

Pitch: *gasps* closes eyes* *screams like a girl*

Jack: *smirks* Hello, old friend.

Pitch: Jack Frost?! Why am I here?! Today wasn't today, is it..?

Jack: What day?

Pitch: Bring your nemesis to work day.

Jack: W-what--?

Gothel: Oh, my dear flower! Hello! *smiles sweetly at Rapunzel*

Gothel: Oh, and you too, Ryder!

Rapunzel: Hello.. Gothel.

Eugene: *cracks knuckles*

Gothel: *gulps*

Mor'du (human form): P-princess? Is that you? The princess of Dunbroch?

Merida: Uh, aye, it is. 'Ello.

Hans: Queen Elsa?

Elsa: Hans.

Hans: *scans Elsa up and down* *clears throat* Well, you've gotten.. big..

Elsa: B-big--?!

Jack: Watch what you say, sideburns. Otherwise, I'll slice you in half and watch your spirit rise out your body and cut it in half as well.

Hans: Alright, alright!

Elsa: Trust me, I'd obey him if I were you.

Jack: Anyways.. I'll go first!

Pitch: Frost, I'm not in the mood today, can you just let me go and we'll continue this on Thursday? I was in the middle of baking coo--

Jack: *punches Pitch* *freezes Pitch* *kicks Pitch's balls* *farts on Pitch's face*

Alvin: Er.. Why am I here? Who are you?!

Hiccup: Hi, Alvin. I'm Hiccup, cheif of Berk. Rings a bell?

Alvin: Hiccup?  *laughs*

Hiccup: Great name, I know..

Hiccup: I'm just.. gonna leave you tied up there in agony. *walks away*

Alvin: Wait--! At least leave a book or something!

Gothel: Dear, Rapunzel.. how 'bout you sing for me, dear. Now that you've seem to have grown your hair back!

Rapunzel: *shakes head*

Eugene: You disgusting old--

Rapunzel: *hugs Gothel* Thank you for taking care of me all those years.

Eugene: Blondie?!

All except Rapunzel: ...

Rapunzel: But, this is for locking me up in that tower and lying to me all those years! *grabs a razor*

Rapunzel: Eugene, will you do the honors?

Eugene: You had me at thank you. *smirks* *takes razor* *shaves off Gothel's hair*

Gothel: NO! NO! STOP THAT!

Merida: *shoots arrow in Mor'du's shoulder*

Mor'du: I see.. little stars.. dancing.. *falls asleep*

Merida: Well, I'm takin ye home. Mum'll be so proud! Dad's gonna hang yer head on a peg!

Elsa: *glares at Hans*

Hans: Uhm, uh-- has anyone ever told you how pretty you loo--

Elsa: *freezes mouth*

Hans: Mhph!

Elsa: *teleports to Arendelle* *comes back with Anna*

Anna: *cracks knuckles* So, we meet again, Southern Isles.

Elsa: *thaws ice off Hans' mouth* He's all yours, Anna.

Hiccup: Anna, please don't do anything bru--

~ this scene has been censored or deleted due to the extremity of violence princess Anna has performed on this perverted gingerhead man called 'Hans'. this scene was taken out in such a way because we don't know if any of you are old enough to handle all the violence and gore. please exit the room quietly and as orderly in the normal way you do, we are sorry for any inconvenience, we thank you all for your obedience. don't forget to ask and dare! ~