Ask & Dare The Big Five

Mericcup McDonald's Date

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- I dare Hiccup to ask Merida out on a date at the most romantic place on earth- - McDonald's! *gives thumbs up* Good luck, Mericcup!

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Hiccup: *breathes in* *recollects self* Okay okay okay.

Elsa: McDonald's?

Rapunzel: What's wrong with McDonald's? Eugene and I had a date there once..

Jack: R-really? Ole' Eugene, out of all the people, took you to McDonald's for a date?

Rapunzel: Yup. It could be romantic.. I mean, it's no Fancy Shmancy.. but, then what is, right?

Jelsa: ...

Hiccup: Okay, enough introduction humor. Where's Merida?

Rapunzel: Oh! I think I saw her at the kitchen trying to bake an apple pie.

Elsa: Why would she want to bake an apple pie when we already have one in that enormous fridge of ours?

Hiccup: Okay guys, wish me luck! *walks out*

Elsa: What a coincidence that whenever we are to read a dare that involves having to exclude a character from knowing about that dare, that specific character isn't in the room.

Jack: So vocabulary. *smirks*

Rapunzel: Well, that's 'coz I fished this fanmail from the Mericcup mails sack.

Elsa: We have them labeled???

Rapunzel: Yes?

Jack: Really? I wonder how many dares I got..

Rapunzel: Nahh, I was just kidding.

Elsa: ...

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~ in ze kitzen ~

Hiccup: Mer?

Merida: *gets startled* AAH! *kicks Hiccup in the crotch*

Hiccup: --OOoofh.. *holds on to crotch* *falls on floor*

Merida: Oh, Hic! I'm sorry! I didn't know it was you.. I thought it was Hans or somethin'..

Hiccup: *speaks in high pitched voice* W-why would you-- *clears throat* I mean, w-we have maximum security in this house..

Merida: Care to explain why there are so many--

Hiccup: Merwillyougooutwithme?!

Merida: Sorry, lad, didn't catch all that.

Hiccup: *stands up* Merida.. w-will you go out with me? *scratches nape*

Merida: Yer really askin' me out? Like, tis' to be our first official date?

Hiccup: Y-yes..?

Merida: Okay.

Hiccup: I don't wanna pressure you or anything.. I mean, you can totally not go, i-it is up to you after a--

Merida: Aye, Hiccup. I'm goin' to this date with ye. *rolls eyes*

Hiccup: YEEES! *kisses Merida*