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- I dare Jack to sit on the couch for the whole day
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Jack: Well, uh.. that's easy? I can do that!
Elsa: No, you can't.
Rapunzel: Ehh..
Hiccup: Not in a million chances.
Merida: Not even.
Jack: *pouts* *crosses arms*
Jack: Oooooh! Just you watch! I'm Jack Frost, the Couch Sitter!
Elsa: *chuckles* *whispers in Jack's ear* That was lame, Jack.
Jack: Oh, shush.
Jack: Jack Frost, the Guardian of.. uh.. sitting on the couch..! Yeah!
Rapunzel: *claps for Jack*
Hiccup: *lowers Rapunzel's hands* Don't patronize him, Raps..
Jack: Wait--! Here's the best one yet---
Merida: You're stalling, Jaaaack. Are you scared to do the dare? Hmmmm~? *smirks at Jack*
Jack: Scared? Of sitting on the couch? Puh-leaSE.
Merida: Well, you better get started then. Time's-a-tickin! *points at Big Ben*
Jack: I guess I will! *grabs staff* *flies to living room*
Hiccelsunzel: *high-fives Merida*
Elsa: Nice one, Mer.
Rapunzel: Calling him 'chicken' so he'll do it! Works every time!
Hiccup: Finally, I can finish my reading in peace without it randomly freezing all the time..
Elsa: Oh, my bad..
Hiccup: wHAT.
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Jack: *angrily sits on couch* Pfft, whatever is so hard about doing nothing? *rests head on couch*
Jack: It's relaxing..
Jack: It's peaceful..
Jack: It's.. quiet..
Jack: And.. it's..
Jack: It's..
Jack: *starts to sweat*
Jack: *curls toes*
Jack: *eyes twitch*
Jack: *eyes widen**sits up on couch*
Jack: IT'S NO FUN.
Hiccup: *appears out of nowhere* And the best part is-- you get to sit there for the rest of the day! *grins*
Jack: B-b-but..! What if I need to go??
Elsa: *also appears out of nowhere* Jack, you don't eat or drink. You're immortal. You can't excrete wastes.
Jack: T-t-try me...!
Elsa: *raises brow*
Jack: N-no! I'm sorry hehe..
Merida: *appears out of nowhere too* Pfft. Such a sub..
Rapunzel: *appears out of nowhere as well* Have a great day, Jacky! *pats Jack's head*
Hiccunzelsida: *high-fives* *laughs*
Jack: Hmph..
Jack: *smirks*
Jack: Oh yeah? Don't celebrate just yet, folks.
Merida: Is that so?
Jack: You guys are forgetting one eensie weensie wittle detail about me..
Jack: *grabs staff* *commands wind to come in room* *makes couch and himself on it fly above floor* *creates giant snowball*
Hiccunzelsida: ... *starts to sweat* *eyes widen*
Jack: I can control the wind.
Hiccunzelsida: *dies*
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