Ask & Dare The Big Five

Merida Fake Death (Ft. Jack)

- I dare Merida to 'die' don't worry it's a fake death in front of the big five. Jack must help with this, no one can know about the dare except Jack (I just wanna see Hiccup's reaction)

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Merida: Aye.. soooo, how do we do this, Frost butt?

Jack: Oh! Got it! *whispers to Mer the plan*

Merida: I'm screwed..

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Merida: *sitting beside Hiccup on the couch*

Hiccup: *sleeping*

Rapunzel: *playing with Pascal*

Elsa: *reading a book*

Jack: *walks in, holding a tray with peanut butter spread and a loaf* Heya!

Merida: Ooh! Peanut butter! Mi favorite..! *avoids trying to frown*

Rapunzel: It is? I thought you hated peanut butter?

Merida: Uhm-- tryin' something new, I guess?

Elsa: *sits next to Rapunzel*

Merida: *sits next to Jack* *grabs a butter knife from the tray*

Merida: *holds butter knife upside down* *fakes to accidently stab herself* *slips blade under armpit* *falls on floor*

Merida: AAAH...! G-gugh.. ugh.. huhgh.. blehhh *squeezes ketchup in palm*

Rapunzel: Mer? What happened?!

Elsa: *sees 'blood' from under Mer* Oh no.. Mer! B-b-blo-- *feels dizzy*

Hiccup: *wakes up* Wha..? What's going on?

Jack: Oh, look who decided to wake up.

Hiccup: *sees Merida*

Hiccup: ...

Hiccup: AH! MER! *performs CPR on Merida*

Rapunzel: *pushes Hiccup away from Merida* IDIOT! She's bleeding!

Rapunzel: *stands up and looks for a cloth*

Hiccup: R-right..! Uhmm..

Merida: Grugh.. fgh..

Elsa: *tries to make a small cloth using powers*

Hiccup: *gives Merida the heimlich maneuver*

Elsa: *slaps Hiccup's shoulder* HICCUP! She's not choking to death! You're only making the flow of--you know what-- out of her body even faster!

Jack: *snickers*

Hiccup: S-sorry.. I just don't know what to do! I-I'm shocked--!

Elsa: *wraps cloth around Merida's stomach*

Jack: *holds back laughter*

Hiccup: I guess this is it, Merida.. I'll see you on the other side. *cries* We had some good times together.. I hope we get to-- *accidentally touches Mer's 'blood'*

Hiccup: --uh, is blood really sticky ang goo-ey like that?

Hiccup: Wait.. is this.. WHAT THE--?! K-ketchup?!

Jarida: *burst out laughing*

Hiccup: What the heck?! Was this all just--

Jack: Yup.

Elsa: Dangit it, Mer! You really got us there! Well played..

Merida: Of course, lass. I'm the prank master. *flips hair*

Rapunzel: *comes back* *holding a laundry basket* I found some--.. what just happened?

Elsa: It was all a prank. Shocking.

Hiccup: Why you little--! *kisses Mer's forehead* You. Drive. Me. Crazy!

Merida: Ayt! *wipes forehead*

Merida: Well, I'm gonna go clean myself up.

Elsa: ...

Elsa: Uh, you know, Punz.. you could've just healed her with your hair if it were true..

Elsa: ...

Elsa: Also, this was the stupidest fake death ever..

Hiccup: But you fell for it, too!

Elsa: True, true.