Ask & Dare The Big Five

Snowbellsa

- I dare Elsa to secretly throw a snowball at everyone.

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Elsa: With pleasure.

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Hiccup: Hey.. have you guys seen Elsa anywhe-- OOF! *gets hit* *falls on floor*

Elsa: *hides under coach* *throws snowball at Rapunzel*

Rapunzel: Hiccup? *gets hit* --wowzerz! *falls on floor*

Merida: *walks in* Is this some kinda slumber party--? *gets hit* *falls on floor*

Merida: What just--? *touches back*

Merida: Snow..?

Jack: *flies in*

Hiccup: Jack! Stop hitting us with your snowballs!

Merida: Well, tha' sounded wrong.

Jack: I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

Rapunzel: That sounds like what someone guilty will say. *crosses arms*

Hiccup: Oh, yeah? *glares at Jack*

Jack: Yeah! It was-- *sees Elsa aiming a snowball* --Elsa..?

Elsa: *throws snowball*

~ slowmo with dramatic music playing in the background ~

Snowball: *multiplies into four*

Hiccup: Oooh... no!

Rapunzel: *stands up* *gasps*

Merida: Eer..? Why is everything in slow motion?

Jack: Noooooo! *tries running away*

~ slow motion cut here ~

Hiccup: *gets hit on the face*

Rapunzel: *gets hit on the stomach*

Merida: *dodges snowball*

Jack: *gets hit* Oof! *falls on coach*

Jack: Oh no! I'm hit! I'm dying! I didn't even get to marry Elsa and make little snow babies with her and the snowball and the kisses and sass and fun and-- guh.. *fake dies*

Elsa: ...

Hiccup: Jack, my melodramatic friend. Get up and take a shower.

Jack: *opens one eye* But, I don't sme-- *smells armpit* *pukes on the floor*

All except Jack: Eew!

Rapunzel: He puked on my hair! *runs to the bathroom*

Merida: *snorts* gross.

Hiccup: Ah! Come on man! My metal leg!

Elsa: Jack, clean this puke up, and take a dang shower!

All except Jack: *leaves Jack*

Jack: *whimpers*

Jack: How did I even puke? I don't eat..

Elsa: Ask and dare us!