Mer Kisses Girls

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- I dare Merida to kiss all the girls

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Merida: WAT? WHAT IS IT WITH YE GUYS WANTIN' ME TO KISS PEOPLE. ESPECIALLY GIRLS.

Hiccup: Ya.. :(((

Elsa: Oh, don't be like that, Mer. A dare's a dare. *smug look* *shrugs*

Merida: Uh, lass. Lemme remind ye that I'll be kissin' ya too. AND ALL THE OTHER GIRLS IN THIS STUDIO.

Rapunzel: Ya, like, there are more here.. *rummages through fanmail sack*

Jack: Don't mind us. We're not part of this chapter then. *kisses Elsa's forehead* *flies out window*

Hiccup: I need to stop Mer from kissing other more people in the li-- ding! *light bulb on head*

Rapunzel: *holding fanmail*

Hiccup: *snatches fanmail from Rapunzel*

Rapunzel: Oh, sure, I totally wasn't reading that.

Merida: Time to start then..?

Elsa: Sure? *shrugs*

Merida: Yer taking this remarkably well, Snow Queen. *grabs Elsa's face* *pulls face closer*

Hiccup: WAAAIT. *slips fanmail between Elsa and Merida's faces*

Merelsa: ..?

Hiccup: Uhm.. uh.. f-first of all--! *grabs Merida's face* *kisses Merida*

Merida: Gahh.

Elsa: Awww <3

Hiccup: *raises fanmail* It says in the fanmail that you should 'kiss' all the girls. It didn't say anything about in being in the lips or--

Merida: *smiles widely* HA! THANK YE HICCUP! *kisses Hiccup*

Hiccup: *grins idiotically*

Elsa: Phew..

Rapunzel: Nice, Hic. *pats Hiccup's back*

Hiccup: *smiles like an idiot* :>

Merida: *kisses Elsa's cheeks*

Elsa: *giggles*

Merida: *kisses Rapunzel's nose*

Rapunzel: Uh-- oh! *scrunches up nose* *laughs*

Hiccup: This chapter's getting chibi-er and chibi-er by the minute..

~ and so scott girl went down to the studio and.. ~

Anna: Hey, Merida! What's the da--?

Merida: *kisses Anna's forehead*

Anna: *blushes* *freezes* Uhm, well.. *laughs awkwardly*

Merida: Sorry, Ans. Gotta get this over with.

Anna: Uhm-- uh, that was the dare, I suppose. *rolls eyes playfully*

Olaf: Can I get a kiss, too, Anna?

Anna: Of course! *kisses top of Olaf's head*

Anna: *gets lips stuck to the ice on Olaf's head* Wu-uh.. (Uh-oh)

Olaf: Anna..?

Anna: KWISTUUUUUH. (KRISTOOOOF)

Kristoff: Anna, where are you? We gotta pick up our order from-- *sees Anna and Olaf*

Olaf: Hi!

Kristoff: Oh boy..

- elsewhere -

Merida: Uhm.. Tooth? *taps Tooth's shoulder*

Tooth: Ya? *smiles* *gasps* *inspects Merida's teeth*

Tooth: Gaaah! Mer, look at your pearly whites! They're so healthy and- oh, you've been such a good girl!

Merida: ...

Merida: *grabs Tooth's face* *pecks on Tooth's lips*

Merida: *runs away*

Tooth: *stands dumbfounded* *blushes*

Merida: *still running* *kisses Ruffnut's cheek* *runs away*

Ruffnut: WHAT THE-- ugh.. *wipes kissed cheek*

Snotlout: Well, I know who I'm killin' tonight. *readies axe*

Fishlegs: Sign me up. *glares at Merida*

Merida: *keeps running* *bumps into Astrid*

Astrida: *falls on floor*

Merida: Uh-oh..

Astrid: ... Oh, it's you.

Merida: Ehh..

Astrid: *stands up* *helps Merida up*

Merida: *hesitant* *lets Astrid help anyway* *laughs awkwardly*

Astrid: *laughs along*

Merida: *kisses Astrid's cheek*

Astrid: ...

Astrid: Why?

Merida: Uhm-- uh, it was a dare..

Astrid: Yeeeah..

Merida: Weeeeell, gotta gooo~! *blushes in embarassment*

Astrid:

Merida: *runs around studio* *finds Cassandra*

Merida: Caaaaass!

Cassandra: *turns around* Huh?

Merida: *kisses Cass' cheeks*

Cassandra: *touches cheeks* What's all this? *crosses arms*

Merida: It's a dare.. gotta go, bye~

Cassandra: *watches Merida run off*

Merida: *keeps running* *finds Big Hero 6*

Merida: *jumps* *kisses Honey Lemon's cheek*

Honey Lemon: *touches kissed cheek* Oh, hi, Mer..? Thanks? *laughs slightly* *blushes*

Merida: And lastly-- *pecks Gogo on the lips*

Gogo: *blushes* *widens eyes*

Merida: Aaaaand~ we're done.

Gogo: What was all that about?

Merida: It was a dare. I have to kiss all the girls.. *shrugs*

Gogo: But, why'd ya kiss Honey on her cheeks but me in the-- .. you know! *blushes*

Merida: *blushes* Uhm.. I.. I-I did..? Well, uhm--

Billy II: YES YOU DID. YOU FREAKING DID. AND NOW, YOU'LL WISH YOU DIDN'T HIRE ME AS YOUR DJ SLASH JANITOR SLASH THIRD PERSON VOICE SLASH CAMERA MAN SLASH PET GOAT.

Merida: Y-yer a goat..?

Billy II: SNOTLOUT, FISHLEGS. WE'VE GOT SOME MURDERING TO DO. *wears shades*

Merida: Crud..

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