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- I dare Hans to kiss Elsa in front of Jack
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Merida: Poor Frost.
Hiccup: Let me guess, he'll burst out of the closet again?
Rapunzel: This dare though. *giggles*
Rapunzel: Oh, and it's Eugene who's in the closet, Hic. He's probably in the oven or in the cupboard or under a sink?
Elsa: WHAT? NO! That's a great big fat no no! For frost's sake, ANYONE BUT THAT GINGER. W-why not Niall Horan instead..?
Jack: *earphones in ears* HIT MEH BEBI WAN MO TYM TUN TUN NUN -
Jack: Dammit, froze the earphones again.. *tries to remove earphones from ears*
Rapunzel: Uh.. Jack?
Jack: ...
Jack: Oh, sorry.. were those your earphones..?
Hans: *bursts out of the closet*
Eugene: *from the closet* *falls on floor topless*
Hans: *carries Elsa bridal style*
Elsa: Wha--? Uh, hey! Let go o--
Hans: *kisses Elsa*
Elsa: *insert every curse word ever to exist from A to Z*
Jack: *still trying to remove earphones from ears*
Elsa: *squirming*
Jack: DANG EARS
Rapunzel: I like turtles.
Merida: *rolls eyes* Ughh..! *pulls earphones out of Jack's ears*
Jack: Ow..
Hiccup: *grabs Jack's shoulders* *slaps Jack across the face* *turns Jack's face to Helsa* DUDE.
Elsa: *is dying*
Jack: Yes? Oh, would you look at that..
Everyone but Jack: ???
Jack:
Jack:
Jack: WAIT WHAT?!
Hans: *pulls away* Well, my work here is done. *drops Elsa* *jumps out of the window*
Elsa: --Oof!
Jack: *chases Hans out the window*
Jack: I'LL BURN YOUR SIDEBURNS
Jack: I'LL MAKE YOU EAT SO MANY GINGERS THAT YOU'LL BECOME A GINGER AND THEN I'LL EAT YOU AND DIGEST YOU AND EAT YOU AGAIN
Jack: I'LL THROW YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE SOUTH POLE BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN THE SOUTHERN ISLES, RIGHT? WAIT.. I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
Elsa: *looks up at ceiling with wide eyes* Punz, please wrap your hair around my lips.
Rapunzel: ...
Merida: Hey, why's Eugene topless?
Eugene: ...
Hiccup: You and Hans were in the closet together, right..?
Eugene: ...
Merida: *stares at Eugene's neck* Is that.. is that a hickey, lad?
Eugene: N-no..! I-it's peanut butter and jelly..??
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Ask & Dare The Big Five
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