Ask & Dare The Big Five

Get Naked And Get Out, Hans

Narwhalwoman
- I dare Hans to run in the streets naked, yelling "Freedom at last!" and Hiccup has to video tape it

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Elsa: Wow. Sideburns gets a dare.

Merida: This will be hilarious!

Rapunzel: *dials Hans through nokia phone* *puts on speaker*

Hiccup: Wait, why do we have his number?

Elsa: I think the real question is, why does he have his own phone?

Hiccup: Nahh, I'm pretty sure it's why we have his number.

Hans: Southern Isles Residence, how may I help thee?

Rapunzel: *bursts into laughter*

Hans: Who is this? Is this some kind of prank call?

Jack: Oh, Hans. Sweet, innocent, stupid little Hans.

Merida: Did ye just call him sweet and innocent?

Hans: Frost? Why'd you guys call?

Hiccup: Well, a fan has a dare for you. So, we kinda need you to be here since it's your dare and it's for you and it's from a fan and--

Merida: Aye, Hiccup. He got it.

Hiccup: ...

Hans: A d-dare? For me? *tries to hide squeals*

Elsa: *raises eyebrows*

Hans: Well, since you guys were nice enough to actually call me and not shove me in a sack--

Merida: That can be arranged, though.

Hans: I'll be right over! *hangs up*

~ knock knock! ~

Hiccup: Well, that was quick! *opens door*

Hans: *panting* So.. what's the dare?

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Hans: I'M DOING WHAT

Merida: It's no big deal, besides, there aren't much people out anyway.

Hans: Then, how do you explain this? *opens door*

1234567890 Fans: WE LOVE YOU, BIG FIVE!

Hans: *closes door*

Elsa: They'll behave! Hopefully.

Hans: Easy for you guys to say! You're not the one who has to run naked in the streets! But, if it were Elsa, though.. I'd love to see--

Jack: *aims staff at Hans* *hugs Elsa tight* I'm sorry, didn't quite hear you, friend-- You'd love to see what?

Hans: Uhm.. *shivers* I-I'd love to run in the streets naked..! I do it all the time! *laughs awkwardly*

Merida: Oh, do ye now? *smirks*

Rapunzel: Then running in the streets naked won't be a big deal for you after all! *smiles*

Hans: Y-yeah.. no biggie.. *lowers Jack's staff*

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Hans: Here goes everything.. *removes clothes off*

All except Hiccup: *looks away*

Hiccup: *closes eyes while filming*

Hans: *inhales* *runs around streets and through the crowd of fans* FREEDOM AT LAAAAST--!

30% of fans: IT'S PRINCE HANS OF THE SOUTHERN ISLES! He looks soOO hot! *squeals* *tries to touch Hans*

40% of fans: *throws balogna sandwiches at Hans*

29% of fans: *films Hans* *laughs at Hans*

1% of fans: *pepper sprays Hans*

Hans: Gah! What the-- SCREW YOU, GUYS, I'M GOING HOME! *runs* *trips on face* *gets up* *runs home*

Hiccup: WAIT HANS, YOU FORGOT YOUR-- clothes.. *opens eyes*

Hiccup: Aaaand that's a wrap! *stops recording*

Merida: Aye, now edit that video and censor all the private parts so we can watch it all!

Hiccup: ...edit?

Merida: I don't know what it means either..