Would Elsa Like Ice With That?

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- Anytime anyone says something to Elsa, she has to say, "And would you like ice with that" at the end of every sentence.

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Elsa: Oh no..

Merida: Me first! *stands up* Good morning, Elsa.

Elsa: *rolls eyes* Good morning, Merida..

Merida: *looks at Elsa expectantly* aaaaaaand?

Elsa: And.. would you like ice with that..? *looks down*

Merida: HAHA!

Jack: Pfft, that was lame. *flicks a piece of Merida's hair* Watch this.

Merida: *crosses arms* *glares at Jack*

Jack: *clears throat* *faces Elsa* Elsa---

Elsa: Want a kiss, Jack?

Jack: W-wha- huh? Oh! Sure, Els! *grins*

Jack: *puckers up lips*

Merida: Oh, bother. *rolls eyes*

Elsa: *whispers* ..And would you like ice with that?

Jack: *eyes widen* Oh no..

Elsa: *freezes Jack's lips shut*

Jack: HMRFBGH?!

Elsa: *giggles innocently* *kisses Jack's cheek*

Jack: *glares at Elsa*

Merida: HAH! Okay, now that was lame. Frostbutt can't even resist.

Merida: Guess we're even, lad. *flicks piece of Jack's hair*

Elsa: Hmm, I'm starting to like this dare. *high-fives with Merida*

Rapunzel: Hah! That's where you're wrong! Hi, cousin!

Elsa: Hi, Punzie..? And would you like some ice with that?

Rapunzel: Hmm, would I like ice with what now?

Elsa: With.. uh.. your.. uh... drink..? And would you like ice with that?

Rapunzel: What drink?

Elsa: Grr.. this drink.. *creates cup out of powers* *hands cup to Rapunzel*

Elsa: ... And would you like ice with that..?

Rapunzel: Why, thank you, kind ma'am!

Elsa: *pouts* *makes ice cubes and drops it into Rapunzel's drink*

Rapunzel: *drinks from the drinkless cup* *makes drinking noises* 

Hiccup: Ehem. Elsa, go get me some ice too!

Elsa: *raises eyebrow* Uhm, no.

Hiccup: *pouts*

Elsa: *sighs* ... And would you like ice with that?

Hiccup: Oh well, alright, if you insist! *smiles innocently*

Elsa: Huff! *stands up* *goes to the kitchen*

Hiccup: *smiles*

Hiccup: Wait, why couldn't she just create a cup with her powers like with Rapunzel..?

Hiccup: Wait, what the hell am I gonna do with the ice??

Hiccup: Wait, what is the meaning of life?

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