- I dare Elsa to make Jack jealous by using Hiccup.
~ • ~
Elsa: ...
Merida: ...
Rapunzel: What's with you, Mer? *giggles* *pats Merida's back*
Merida: *stands up* *shrugs* Uh, good luck, I guess?
Elsa: Y-yeeeah..
Merida: This doesn't involve any kissin' or anything, right? J-just askin. N-not that I care or anythin'! I uh--
Rapunzel: Nahhhhh. *laughs awkwardly* *hides crossed finger behind back*
Rapunzel: *points* *fakes panicking voice* *fakes thick Scottish accent* Merida! It's Mor'du!
Merida: *widens eyes* *aims bow and arrow at nowhere particular* WHAT?! WHERE?!
Rapunzel: *hits Merida with a frying pan*
Merida: *passes out* *falls on floor*
Elsa: Rap, was that really neces--
Rapunzel: Yes.
Elsa: Anyways.. Hic! We need your help for our first dare!
Hiccup: *walks in* *bites on a balogna sandwich* For what?
Elsa: *whispers the plans to Hiccup*
Hiccup: *eyes widen* *jaw drops* *drops sandwich*
Sandwich: *while falling* In the arms of an angel~
Rapunzel: *catches sandwich*
Sandwich: Thank you, giant! You have saved my life! And for that I am forever in your debt!
Rapunzel: *devours sandwich*
Hiccup: W-what?! Are you for real?
Elsa: A dare's a dare, Hic.
Rapunzel: Besides, the worst Jack can do to you is freeze you to death in probably 0.78 seconds.
Hiccup: Not helping.. *rolls eye*
Hiccup: Uhm.. where's Merida, by the way? *sees Merida knocked-out cold on floor with Rapunzel's frying pan beside her*
Hiccup: Mer..!
~ • ~
Jack: *flies around the halls* *sees Hiccelsa talking to each other*
Jack: Yo guys, any dares ye--
Elsa: Oh, Hiccy! How could I've been so blind all those years! I should've been with you! Not Jack!
Jack: *is confused* What..? *glares at Hiccup*
Hiccup: *sees Jack* *starts sweating* W-well then, m-my queen, let's go to a far far far far far far fart far far far far away land and rule our own kingdom and make- I mean-! H-have thousands of Elsa and Hiccup j-j-juniors! We're a match made in Valhalla!
Jack: WHAT. *grips tightly on staff*
Elsa: *fakes a grin* *whispers* Stop sweating.
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Ask & Dare The Big Five
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