HiJack Watches Barbie

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@-Consulting-Hunter-
- I dare Jack and Hiccup to watch a Barbie movie. Make sure that there's no escaping route or turning off the tv/audio.  It'll be 1 movie 'cause I pity them.

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Jack: Pity us? No escaping route? Why? What's wrong with.. what do you call that? 'Babie'?

Rapunzel: It's 'Barbie', Jacky.

Hiccup: I think it's some kind of a horror movie? Since it says there has to be no escaping route?

Elsa: Well, you two are about to find out!

Merida: I'll search the movie!

Elsa: I'll lock the doors and windows!

Rapunzel: I'll pop some corns!

Hiccup: *sings under breath* I'm gonna pop some tags, only got twenty dollars in m--

Jack: --MY POCKET. *moans twice* --I'M HUNTIN' LOOKIN' FOR A COME UP THIS IS--

Elsa: *covers Jack's mouth*

~ a few moments later ~

Rapunzel: *preparing the projector* I.. have no idea what I'm doing..

Merida: *pushes HiJack on the two chairs in the middle of the room* *ties HiJack up with ropes*

Jack: Ooh, kinky...

Merida: *blushes* W-WHAT?!

Jack: *laughs*

Merida: YER TERRIBLE, FROST. *slaps Jack's head*

Jack: .. Ow..

Merida: And ye? *turns to Hiccup* Are ye gonna say something, too?

Hiccup: No, ma'am. *smiles*

Merida: *eyes widen* *blushes* *turns away* Ughk.. ELSA LASS! Ye take charge here. *points at HiJack*

Elsa: *walks to HiJarida* Okay, but, what's the matter?

Merida: Nothing. Bye. I'll get their popcorn. *walks away fast*

Elsa: *turns to HiJack*

HiJack: *shrugs*

~ a few popped corns, broken projectors and rope-tying tutorials later ~

Rapunzel: Alright! *wags remote in front of the rest of The Big 5*

Elsa: Okay, soooo, the doors and windows will be locked from inside and out. We confiscated the staff and flaming sword and literally any weapon designed on Hiccup's armor.. which was a lot.

Hiccup: Hey, I'm a viking. *shrugs*

Elsa: Anyways, you two are tied perfectly thanks to my rope-tying skills--

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