do you guys remember the fuckboy that i used to have a crush on? if not, you can always go back to the first fetus chapters called 'fuckboy' or 'fuckboi' or something of the sort, or even 'crushes.'
basically, my nickname for him has always been fuckboy and it's gna stay that way since i really don't wanna say his name :// but basically, he's back in action!!!
so since our last names start with the same letter, he sits with me in each class we have together except spanish + we only have english nd spanish together in the first place. so basically, we sit at a table together in english with this other really nice girl named lizzie and we all started talking to each other like two weeks ago (lizzie was already talking to fuckboy and fuckboy sometimes talked to me but i usually ignored him) but basically, we have conversations all during english class lmao.
today, we had a sub so we weren't wildin out but we were talking more than normally and there were a couple high lights hehe. anyways, fuckboy is literally the definition of a fuckboy - he goes out and gets high and drinks even though this hoe is only thirteen so it's really upsetting cuz mannn, it's one thing to smoke weed at 13 (apparently he hasn't smoked since july), but drinking is just a no no. he's also p kinky which is usually gross bc this hoe omfg but anyways, he was talking about how he had the best weekend and how he was faded as shit and lizzie and i were just like smh. whenever he talks, we usually make fun of him or shake our heads @ him for being so ignorant.
but anyways this part was sooo embarrassing bc fuckboy knows what he iS DOING WHICH REALLY PISSES ME OFF LIK E WTF he's not even that hot anymore, but he can b qt and the other day he was dressed in (and i quote, he literally said) "black on black on black" and black is a realllyyyy nice color on him and once i noticed that he was wearing all black i was like okay wow u look hot. in my head doe. but anyways lemme get to the subject ahuahhh. basically, he always stretches his fooking legs out and it's rlly annoying cuz man where yo ass was at? but anyways, whenever he does that i kick his legs away and it gives him so much pain i enjoy it :))). AHH BACK TO THE TOPIC.
so basically, he stretches his legs out under the desk as if i don't have hellishly long but sexy ass legs nd i was trying to put my hand on my leg but i gOT OUR LEGS MIXED UP SO MY HAND WAS RIGHT NEAR HIS DICK ON HIS THIGH AND I SWEAR TO GO D IT WAS AN ACCIDENT SO I MOVED MY HAND AWAY SO FAST ND I WAS LIKE, "okay, move your leg." and i was so embarrassed nd i was like mumbling cuz it looked like i was tryna feel him up under the table oH NO. anyways THEN HE GAVE M ETHIS FUCKING LOOK AND HE HAS REALLY DARK BROWN AND KINDA DROOPY SAD EYES SO HE LIKE SMIRKED/SMILED AT ME AFTER I DID THAT AND IW AS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK UR HOT AS FUCK AIUDHDHOSD S WHAT HT EUFKX
i waS SO WORKED UO ADN I HATE WHEN BOYS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME WHEN IM NERVOUS ALL BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT THEYRE HOT AS FFUCK AND THA T IT MAKES GIRLS DROWN IN THEIR OWN VAGINA
anyways, we then started talking about sex like during the last half hour of class and lizzie was like,
"i feel like giving a blowjob would be so weird."
and i was like,
"oh i would definitely give a blowjob" *cuz thats how i roll* and fuckboy was like 'ahhh' and i was like, "but not now" *cuz i'm thirteen* and then he was like 'awww.' i wuz like aight hoe calm ur balls ! ! ! but then we started laughing and yadyadayada nd fuckboy was talking abt boobies and i was like,
"they're balls of fat on your chest."
and he was like,
"yeah, so?"
and i was like,
"alright, lemme be a feminist for one second. if you can't appreciate the rolls of fat on someone's stomach, then how can you only appreciate them on someone's chest?"
and he was like,
"idk they're just fun to play with."
and he started bouncing air titties and i was so glad that the bell rang bc i was outta there but we all walked out 2gether nd i was like,
"you're kinky as hell." even tho he's really not and he was like,
"ik."
BUT ANYWAYS THAT WAS MY DAY FOR YA
#ZUZAF
