fangirls

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BEFORE YOU READ THIS: PLEASE STOP COMMENTING "I'm not that kind of fangirl" AS IF I SAID THAT EVERY FANGIRL WAS LIKE THIS !!! DID I NOT STATE THAT I AM A FANGIRL ??????????? WHY WOULD I BE TALKING SHIT ABOUT MYSELF ???????????????? plEASE STOP COMMENTING THAT BC IT'S REALLY SHITTY AND ANNOYS THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME THANK U 

fangirls are literally one of the most annoying human beings on earth and dont go ape in the comments bc im a fangirl too.

but the most annoying fangirls are one d and 5sos and magcon and I'll explain why.

one d & five sos:

sees member w girl: OMG WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA KILL HER THAT FUCKINF SLUT F GET AWAY FROM MY MAN WTF CALUM HOW COULD U LIKE HER SHES UGLT AS SHIT AND DIDN U HEAR WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT (INSERT UNKNOWN PERSON HERE) FIVE YEARS AGO. UGHH IM GONNA KILL HER UGH *SENDS GIRL DEATH THREATS, TELLS HER TO KILL HERSELF, hates on said girl*

like okay one: honey if u were ever friends with five sos or one d and u got that jealous everytime u saw them with a girl, they would not fwu (translation : they wouldnt like you) and two: its NOT okay to call someone ugly, call them a slut or send death threats or tell ANYONE to kill themselves. imagine logging onto ur computer one day and seeing that some horrible lil 14 year old fangirl has left you a message saying:

IM GONNA KILL U U BITCH STAY AWAY FROM ASHTON OR ELSE BITCHH

like what the... like thats not cool.

and two: AW I LOVE THE BOYS SO MUCH BUT I HATE THAT BITCH THEY HANG OUT WITH STOP GOING OUT WITH HER LOUIS WTF UR SUPPOSED TO BE WITH HARREEH OMG LARRY FOR LIFE #LARRY2015 ughghubdfd

ships stuff:

anti larry - ugh larry shippers can suck my ass

normal - k whatever

larry - omg yas louis and harry *knows its not real*

extreme larry - *sees a hair on harry* OMG LARRY IS REAL 2015 WHY WONT THEY JUST COME OUT ALREADY

k ship larry i rlly dont care. but when u girls are letting a group of guys who could be terrible people (l o l managers much h a h a) make u bully other girls, that's freaked up. like honestly, it's one thing to degrade other girls but it's another to degrade girls because of BOYS and then claim to be feminists. like oh u dont ship my favorite boy with another one of my favorite boys? im gonna torment u. l o l!

anti privacy:

* sees harry styles go into bathroom*

"HARRREJRBEFBJHBFDJ!!!!"

feminists but actually not haha:

*calum posts nudes or they get leaked*

fangirls - OMG CALUM YAASSSDSSSSSJFFIDAJSDBD

*kim kardashian's tape gets leaked against her consent or acacia brinley posts nudes*

fangirls - UGH WHAT A SLUT LIKE U GOT UR OWN TAPE LEAKED WITHOUT UR CONSENT? FUCKINF SLUT GO TO CHRUCH

i swear to god, fangirls are literally so unintelligent. like they claim to be feminists but when their fav boy gets his nudes leaked it's great but when a girl gets her nudes leaked, she's officially a slut even though she thought her nudes were going to be kept private. fangirls have such great logic right?

so in summary, fangirls annoy the shit out of me. and i'm a fangirl but i have done none of that sooo hahaha.

then we've got magcon fangirls who worship a homophobic asshole who tries wearing beanies but looks terrible in them and somehow shows up on my popular page on instagram when i'm just trying to have a good time. like go away. but they're annoying bc of all that one d shit and then tryna cut themselves bc a group of boys that they don't even know broke up their cheapass group? like lmaooo what's wrong with them? there's people who actually have a reason to cut and that's not being respectful to them.

and then on wattpad, fangirls are vvv annoying. like say luke hemmings' character in the book flirts with a girl who just isn't in the mood. the girl argues with him, and then all the fangirls are like:

bruh wtf its a compliment

Or

what did he do to u ugh thot

and then once the girl develops feelings for luke, they're like:

lol thirsty

or

ew gross u thottie lol

like???? even if it's your favorite guy, how would you feel if some random dude started chatting you up? and then they say: "it's fucking lUKE HEMMINGS."

okay. in the book, he looks like luke, but the character could be an ass and as far as I'm concerned, assholes don't deserve nice girls so stop.


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