if you're one of my readers and u have a book like this, i'm not throwing shade or nothin bro im just writing my rants so prepare to feel upset
title is self explanatory so let's get into it
- imessage/kik/omegle/snapchat/ unknown whateVEr
these books are so annoying and stereotypical bc all of them have the same plot with this unneeded and unnecessarily dramatic plot twist and tbh they're really creepy. if someone i didn't know was texting me and saying:
"hey baby girl" dO U KNOW HOW FAST I WOULD THREATEN TO CALL THE POLICE ON THEM
guys ive threatened to call the police on so many online creeps
but no the girls just like "ew wtf" or "wrong number" or "oh daddy bang me like u bang your drums"
... like thats so fuckin creepy especially the snapchat ones like can u stop complimenting my body pls like i know ur trying to be seductive and nice but i hate when people tell me irl that i have a nice body like that really creeps me out tbh
- daddy/ daddy kink
i hate these books with a burning passion
maybe i'll read if it's like harry styles but its actually legal for them to date
like tf why are there fan fictions out there about a girl's dad/stepdad being 40 year old harry styles and then fucking him and calling him daddy like ewww nooo
blood related or not he's still your actual father and to fuck/ date him is gross and illegal and considered abuse like why do these 14 year old girls have the nerve ...!!!
- psychotic/ mentally ill series
i hate these books as well
like they make all the mental illnesses in their horrifying trilogy look dangerous
lmao people with schizophrenia aren't gna attack you calm down fucking neurotypicals trying to turn a mentally ill person into an axe murderer
and like the psychotic ones kill me bc this bitch goes and falls in love with someone who kidnapped her
and psychotic isn't even real, if you wanna be politically correct, the term is psychosis which is a real mental illness! psychotic is just a slur lol
oh and i especially hate the ones where the girl is depressed or vice versa
like im cool with the actual displaying of self harm but dont glamourize it
and i hate those fucking "poem" books by annoying authors and the bio is literally:
"caution: this book contains a bunch of tumblr quotes about depression and self harm."
and honest to god, if you've ever written a book like that or made up poetry abt depression like that, you are one sad and slow snail because you are the problem with today. you are the reason why no one can take suicide seriously, because you dare turn it into poetry. fuck that shit. like where it's like.
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or "i guess we're just suicidal kids telling other suicidal kids that suicide isn't the answer" or the fucking worst where someone who broke up with their boyfriend tries to throw a pity party: "i'm fine."
i literally hate that bullshit like can you stop trying to throw a pity party for yourself with those ignorant quotes bc you clearly haven't gone through depression before fam
this part was so irrelevant moVING ON!
- the sexual harassment books!!!
lmao these ones make me laugh and cri everytiem bc whoever wrote them obviously doesn't understand the serious issue with sexual violence at all lmao
like once i saw a book where the bio was:
"i'm gonna go touch that girl's ass over there!" sam exclaimed.
