back up and censored bi-tches (very censored but now a hoe cant report it bc i know good & well wattpad did not take that down on their own)
"play with a bull, you'll get the horns" - the breakfast club.
this is gna be a really weird chapter but im being so open here so if anyone dare comments sh-t like: 😐 or ew i will block you bc im skeptical to post this
or if anyone reports it and keeps trying to play with me then i'll probably fk u up over the screen
i dont masturbate even tho i probably should bc as it says on the mtv show girl code:
"masturbation feels like how pizza tastes"
soooo :///
but anyways if u masturbate go the fk ahead don't let jesus freaks stop ya girl/boy
my friend talks about masturbating a lot and how she feels bad about it but im just like hello if u wanna do it then do it that's your püssy who's gonna tell you you cant?
most of my friends would probably be like "... ew" or some annoying sh-t but like if someone is gna go to hell for touching their vagina then let them burn and i'll watch you go to heaven shouting:
"god'll probably have me on some real strict sh-t, no sleeping all day no getting my d-ck licked"
- biggie
like let's be honest people against masturbating have probably had sex but in heaven you can't have sex or get bl*wjobs or anything since apparently that sh*t is a sin like i'd rather go to heaven and i love god but uh lets be real
#zuzaf
