ALL I WANT TO FUCKIN DO IS READ SOME GOOD ASS JACK GILINSKY FANFICTION AND ALL OF IT IS TERRIBLE
THE PLOTS ARE STEROTYPICAL
THE CHARACTERS INTRODUCE THEIR ENTIRE LIFE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER
THE GRAMMAR AND DIALOGUE SUCKS SO MUCH ASS
IT'S DISGUSTING
AS A WRITER, I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT BEING AN AMAZING AUTHOR DOESN'T COME QUICK AS FUCK. YES, FASHION EMERGENCY IS A REALLY SHITTY BOOK, I GET THAT!!
BUT ALL I WANNA DO IS READ SOME JACK GILINSKY FANFICTION AND ALL OF IT IS SHITTY
OMG AND THIS ISNT EVEN ME PMSING THIS IS ME BEING GENUINELY ANNOYED
I READ THE THING THATS IN THE DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK AND THEN I GET ALL EXCITED AND BLAH BLAH BLAH. THEN I START READING IT AND ITS LIKE THIS:
Hi there! I'm Cassidy Evans, Noelle Evans daughter,
Im best friens with Jack Gilinsky and Taylor Caniff and Nash Grier We met in kitnergarten
"Cassidy!" Nash yelled "What!?" i said back. "jack is waiting for you!" Nash yelled loudire in response "which one" i giggled i knew it was jack gilinsky only jack gilinsky waitied on me because we ysed to dte in k2
i go todnwstairs "hi jack," i smiled batting my eyelashes
"Hey cass" jack winked at me using his nickname for me sicne preschool but we met in kitndergardenen so we couldnt have nown each other in preschool
OKAY
1) HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST TRY AND BE CONSISTENT! YES, SOMETIMES WE MIGHT FORGET THAT AMANDA'S EYES ARE GREY AND NOT BROWN BUT JUST TRY ITS LITERALLY THE FIRST CHAPTER
2) DONT INTRODUCE YOUR CHARACTER IN THE FIRST CHAPTER. I MADE THE MISTAKE OF DOING THIS IN FASHION EMERGENCY.
3) HOW! FUCKING! HARD! IS! IT! TO! USE! PROPER! GRAMMAR
YES, I'M AWARE THAT MY RANT BOOK IS SO HORRIBLE IN TERMS OF GRAMMAR, BUT THIS IS A RANT BOOK, NOT A FAN FICTION THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO ENJOY. I DON'T CARE IF YOUR PHONE DOESN'T HAVE A TAB BUTTON OR AN ENTER BUTTON, PUT SOME FUCKING EFFORT INTO YOUR WORK AND EDIT ON A COMPUTER AT LEAST. SOMETIMES I START READING REALLY GOOD FANFICTION AND THE GRAMMAR IS TERRIBLE I CANNOT READ YOUR FANFICTION IF I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT THE CHARACTER JUST SAID DUE TO YOUR TERRIBLE GRAMMAR SKILLS.
4) FIND A BETTER PLOT LITTLE BITCH. YEAH, I SAID IT.
5) LEARN HOW TO SPELL. I UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN BUT IF YOU ARE AN AMERICAN WHO DOESN'T HAVE LEARNING DISABILITIES AND IS IN HIGHSCHOOL!!!! PLEASE LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL KINDERGARTEN!
IM SO PISSED I MIGHT HAVE TO WRITE JACK GILINSKY FAN FICTION MYSELF.
#zuzaf
