"i'm gay for..."

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so this whole "i'm lesbIAN FOR HALSEY" or "i'm gay for zaYn" stuff really pisses me off. and you wanna know why? 

bc these comments are all made by straight people (i'm straight @ rude noodle-head who in fifth grade spread rumors about me being a lesbian) 

straight people who are litERALLY STARTING TO THINK THE LGBT COMMUNITY IS BULLYING THEM FOR BEING STRAIGHT LMAO THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES STRAIGHT CISGENDER PEOPLE. 

but anywAYS my problem with straight people looking at halsey singing or dancing and then pronouncing that they're gay as a joke is that straight people can suddenly become gay and gay people can't become straight when there are homophobic assholes protesting against them. 

AND THERE WAS THIS ONE SHITTY VINE WHERE IT WAS LIKE SWITCHING FROM AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL TO A BOY AND EVERYTIME IT WAS A GIRL IT WOULD BE LIKE:

"I'M SO GAY" and then when the image was a boy:

"BUT IM SO STRAIGHT"

thESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT 'CONFUSED' IS LITERALLY A SEXUALITY. 

WHAT THE HELLIJUST HEARD A FIREOWKR AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BOMB HOLY SHIT

ITS JULY 18TH WHTA ARE AMERICANS DOING WITH THEIR LIVES

ANYWAYS

when you say, "hey, i think i'm bisexual." i guarantee you that one person you thought cared about you will disagree.

hONEY I HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH THIS

i'm gonna tell y'all a story that i never tell 

in fifth grade, i said that i wanted to be a lesbian, because the idea of sex(like actual penetration and penises) scared me due to prior events

and i was oblivious to it then, but now i realize that my friends were like what the hell

and then THIS THING  THAT EVERYONE FUCKING HATED

at the lunch table we were all chillin out and this ASSHOLE GOES AND SAYS,

"zuzu's a lesbian."

WHEN IN FACT, I WAS STILL STRAIGHT, BUT WANTED TO BE A LESBIAN. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE U FUCKIGNS YGFEFDISFIS

and i was like, "no i'm not."

she goes, "yes she is"

and i said, "well i want to be"

and then some other hoe was like, "that's fine but you don't have to tell everyone that"

BITTHCHHH

I DIDNT FUCKING SAY ANYTHIN I FELT PRESSURED TO THIS IS WHY I HATE HER I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOU ARE READING THIS U KNOW WHO YOU ARE I ACTUALLY HOPE YOU ROT BECAUSE YOU RUINED MY FIFTH GRADE AND THAT SAME YEAR TRIED TO CALL ME A BULLY BC U COULDN'T MIND UR BUSINESS.

and then she tried to tell everyone that my best friend and i were dating and then she tried to turn my bestie against me in 6th grade by saying, "i think zuzu's a lesbian, don't hang out with her."

but my bestie was like, "that fufu lame shit, i aint wit it" and she told me and i confronted that fiSHHEAD 

i was like, "by the way, sabryna, i'm not a lesbian"

and she was like, "i never said you were"

i was so mad lmfaoo if i told u how mad i was, someone would probably get scared and i don't wanna scare u guys. anyways, i said,

"oh, but last year i was dating my friend, right?"

ALL THAT SHIT wENT DOWN AND BASICALLY I HAD TO TOLERATE HER WHILE SHE REASSURED ME THAT SHE DIDN'T CALL ME THAT ALRIGHT LOL THATS WHY YOUVE HATED ME SINCE FOURTH GRADE I TOTALLY BELIEVE U WOULDNT DO THAT

Sabryna, if you're reading this, I hope you know that to do that is disgusting :))) and so was your whole entire personality throughout the entire time i knew you!!! are you aware that spreading rumors about someone's sexuality is actually considered harassment??? and bullying??? which u can be arrested for!!! u can show this to ur mom and dad like last time but you can't hide the fact that you spread rumors about me being a lesbian! and my mom knows and so does the principal. *mr.moseby voice* good luck with that!

and u called ur ex-best friend, who is now my best friend a bitch bc she hung out with me

sucks for youuu

lol love ya :) xo :*

AHAHAHHA the only reason i'm being a bitch is so this stuff can get really engraved into her thick skull if she reads it which i doubt she will but i lowkey hope she does


BUT ANYWAYS ONTO THE TOPIC 

IF UR STRAIGHT, DONT BE A FUCKUP AND SAY HOW GAY U ARE FOR SOMEONE BC ONE DAY U WILL GET BEAT UP FOR SOMETHING AND IF YOU GET BEAT UP FOR SOMETHING AND YOU'RE STRAIGHT BUT YOUR BANDAGES ARE THE SAME SEX, THEN U WILL REALLY BE GAY BC I WILL MAKE SURE THOSE BANDAGES STICK TO U 4EVER

(also, idk if y'all have noticed but lololol i never say people's names in my rants bc that's not right! but i only ever use the name when i really REALLY REALLY  hate someone and want their image to be completely ruined lol!)

#zuzaf

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