Lil' I.D.C: Kiss Mike! *holding a small spider*
Lil' D.C: What?! NO GET THAT AWAY!!
Lil' Gov: *slaps the spider out of her hands and steps on it*
Lil' I.D.C: Sleep with one eye open tonight cousin-
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Virginia: Kentucky can you pass the salt?
Kentucky: *throws pepper at him*
Virginia: What the fuck- This is PEPPER
Kentucky: :D
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Geo: *dressed up as Santa* What do you want for Christmas son?
Lil' Alaska: I WANT YOU DEAD SO I CAN BE SANTA!! :D
Geo: *hides behind D.C* ,:C
D.C: FLORIDA I SWEAR-
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Lil' Mary: YOU'VE HAD THREE JUICE BOXES DUDE YOU CAN'T DRIVE!
Lil' Mass: *gets into one of those toy cars and accidentally runs over Rhode* :O
Lil' PA: Well... That's great actually :D
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Florida: It's 3 am dad time for a TikTok!! :)
Georgia: God fucking damn it...
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Oklahoma: *casually has a tornado in the living room*
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Utah: *crying* please get me out I don't wanna be stuck in the bathroom anymore-
Cali: *slides a fork under the door*
Utah: WHAT IS A FORK GONNA DO-?
Cali: I DON'T KNOW!!
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Texas: I'm gonna do it.
Alaska: Whatever it is it's most likely dumb as hell.
Texas: *pours Oil on his sandwich*
Alaska: I was right.
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Ohio: *breathes*
Kentucky: I'ma kill 'em-
Geo: TuCkY nO-
:P
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
