(Florida and Louie are the best chaotic BFF's but we all know these two be wholesome ;w;)
Georgia: MARY WHO HURT YOU!!
Maryland: *crying* I tripped and fell down the stairs...
*5 minutes later*
Georgia: *shooting the staircase* BITCH!!!
Gov: GEORGIA NO STOP-
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Georgia: Maryyyyyyyyy guess what
Mary: what?
Georgia: I broke into Texas's whiskey stash. *holding 12 bottles of whiskey*
Mary:...?
Georgia: soo wanna hit a club in Atlanta drunk and do dumb shit with me! :)
Mary: CAN I MAKE SOME MARLIN' CRABS BEFORE WE GO?!
Georgia: YESHHHHH THOSE ARE SO GOOD I SEE WHY YOU LOVE THEM!!!
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Mary: *walks in on Pennsylvania and Georgia making out* WHAT THE FUCK
Georgia: MARY I CAN EXPLAIN!!
Mary: AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME!!! I COULD HAVE MADE WEDDING PLANS SOONER ASSHAT!!!
PA: Awww that's kinda sweet-
Georgia: MARY PLZ I'M SORRY!!!
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Georgia: *Really tired* YOU! *points at Mary*
Georgia: OLD BAY YOU'VE BEEN SUMMONED AS MY COLD BODY PILLOW NOW CUDDLE ME!!!
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Mass: :C
Florida: I think we need to call them...
Cali: IT'S THAT BAD!!?!
Florida: yes...
Louie: I got this...
Louie: SOMEONE IS SAD!!!
Georgia & Mary: NOT ON OUR WATCH!! TAKE OUR LOVE BITCH!! *Tackles Mass and starts cuddling him*
Mass: GET THE HELL OFF ME!!! Actually never mind I really need this... ;w;
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Mary: We would send you our love.
Georgia: but we know you'd return it
Texas: Oh shit- my heart just melted-
Georgia: *taking out a knife* but we can't allow that...
Mary: *taking out a gun* yes...
Texas: NO NO NO-
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Mary: Don't call them hot.
Georgia: call them beautiful
Mary: they're a person not a cup of tea
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Rhode Island: I hate being so small :C
Georgia: *slaps him*
Rhode: OW WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Mary: Love yourself bitch. Or we'll kill you with our own.
Rhode: I don't know if I should feel loved or terrified but ok... Thank you.
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(Playing Uno)
Texas: FUCK HOW DID I GET 15 DAMN CARDS!!!!
Cali: You placed down that +5 man that's your fault
Georgia: Mary listen to me
Mary: ok *holding 20 cards*
Georgia: I may win right now. But you're always gonna be number 1 in my heart. *places his final card* uno out
PA: Awwww- wait a minute what about ME!?!
Georgia: Third on my list love
PA: WHOSE SECOND!?!
Georgia: my online wife UwU
Mary: BROS BEFORE LOVERS!!!
Georgia: YEAHHHHH BOIII!!
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(Now playing scibble.Io)
Georgia: *gets to draw Maryland* :O
Georgia: *draws a heart*
Texas: What the fuck?
N.M! Que? What is that? Is there more to it?
Georgia: you should know
Mary: OH *types Georgia knowing it doesn't have enough letters*
Texas: you people are too wholesome
Mary: wait *types Maryland and gets it right*
Mary: no u
Georgia: no u
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Georgia: *sleeping on the bathroom floor*
Mary: *joins him and they start cuddling*
N.Y: I don't wanna move them but I really have to piss-
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Mary: Georgia, I heard you were sad so I went out and bought you a year's worth of coke, peaches, and a ton of movies
Georgia: But I heard you were sad and I bought you a year's worth of old bay, Maryland crabs, and a lot of your state merch.
Georgia & Mary: *Hugging each other and crying* YOU DO CARE!!!
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Louie: So you're the wholesome BFFs?
Georgia: *nods*
Florida: how?
Mary: GEORGIA!! GEORGIA!!! RED ALERT!!! GOV IS SAD!!!
Georgia: >:O
Georgia: DUTY CALLS BYE GUYS!!! *runs with Mary to his office*
Louie: hehehe- he said duty-
Florida: *hysterical laughing*
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Georgia & Mary: *making flower crowns for everyone because they know its fucking cute-*
Hawaii: can I join-
Mary: Yeah! :)
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I've run out of ideas but I will do this again-
I love these two
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
