The 3 D.C's (ya know I.D.C D.C and District of Columbia) eyes change color depending on who's president
Alaska hates schools because when he went he was picked on all the time
Wyoming stays away from the others and draws in her room
Mass makes some really good donuts
All of them tend to be very clumsy
Russia and America almost kissed once but then Alaska walked into the room and started shrieking
A lot of the north-eastern states love learning about history and speak many languages
Hawaii is good friends with the Philippines and her brother because many immigrants from Hawaii are from the Philippines
Hawaii is a bean and must be protected
Berlin's depressed and constantly apologizes for his grandfather's ways
Moscow (I don' ship MosTex, honestly I don't understand it) has a huge crush on the Democratic Party but D.C won't allow any of that mess-
America claims dancing is the only thing that really unites America and all the states agree
Texas and Cali fight constantly but don't in front of America
Every time Texas makes fun of Alaska for liking ballet saying that it's for girls Ame signs him up for classes
America's OTP is Soviet Union x Pepsi
Russia loves visiting America and looking at all the neat things in her country
America and China don't get along, he's a big flirty perv with her and other countries, mostly with her tho
All the Americans drink oil to stay alive
D.C on average has 70 cups of coffee a day
Idaho has his own potato farm
Florida bites people a lot
Louie knows lots of witchcraft and uses that to her advantage
Texas "accidentally" shot Mexico a few minutes ago
D.C once pushed Moscow down a flight of stairs for flirting with the Dems, District of Columbia 100% recorded that shit and got it on world star
Republican Party tends to hurt himself a lot on accident
As much as it may seem the Dems and Republican some-what care for each other
Dems are so used to being insulted she's numb to it at this point
Louie has a lot of voodoo dolls and when a state gets her mad she'll toss that one out a window or worse
District of Columbia is that one insane younger sister the other D.C's have to deal with
Cali, N.Y, and the Democratic party are the blue trio :P
Ohio bites Michigan all the time while he's trying to shoot him
why am I so low on ideas-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
