Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like

WAIT IS THIS STATEHUMANS/COUNTRYHUMANS HEADCANNONS-

(I haven't done these guys in ages sooooo-)

California and America along with some other western states will catch fire that's why their clothing is fireproof

Florida is Statehouse Florida but a liiii-looot more insane.

Florida and Louie wrestle their pet gators a lot

Maryland has her own collection of crabs and sea creatures.

Alabama still is a weeb. Fight me.

Alaska likes to be in the fridge and or Freezer so they caught him his own personal refrigerator

Georgia has more of a big cities way of acting. Like Columbus when feeling adventurous. Atlanta when angry ya get it. It's like that for a lot of States-

Texas isn't as conservative as Statehouse Texas. Though he still believes a lot of the same things

Cali and Oklahoma are known as the fire tornadoes because they both can make them together and attack texas with it

During the snowstorms, a lot of southern states had sat in the many fireplaces in the house as it burned hoping that it would help

Mass is secretly a big hugger but only America knows that

Alaska has hardcore separation anxiety and is usually with Hawaii or America herself (yeah I don't see a lot of female ames so why not)

The OG 13 still hate Brittian and have tried many times to kill him but then realized they were all immortal so they stopped.

New York and London are dating :)

Texas is always armed

Alaska carries around an ax just in case...

Florida once painted Alaska's ax to look like the ones in Minecraft and let's just say he was almost chopped down-

Colorado is always high

Hawaii is a great dancer and teaches other states to dance sometimes

N.Y hates everyone except for America, Dixie (yes he's alive), Hawaii, and London

Louisiana has her collection of fidget spinners and does a lot of witchcraft in her free time.

Louie once made a love potion for ship purposes and Florida had some- so it was the best night for the both of them~ ;)

Mississippi gets himself in trouble a lot hanging out with Florida and Louie so usually Alabama or Georgia have to help him.

Alabama hates incest jokes

Lowa and Louie speak French to each other often and call themselves the "baguette buddies"

California drinks a little too much wine. Like 10 bottles a day-

Democratic Party and the Republican Party can't stand each another while the independent parties (one person) just wants to be remembered

During elections, you better have a knife on you, or might get jumped by the opposite party

All States need their regular amount of love from America and Dixie

Alaska sends death threats to Russia more often than he'd like to admit

Cali is a photographer and N.Y is his graphic designer (he never does it for free tho-)

Ohio can and will bite you if you annoy her

Minnesota hates being called soda. It not like anyone cares because they call him that anyway

California is into a lot of TV and production stuff along with N.Y and Georgia they are the "movie freaks"

Cali and N.Y hate that Georgia's also called the "Hollywood of the south." And Cali's still pissed about losing his title of the most film

Texas loves baking when no one's home.

Kansas and Arkansas argue about names often

North Carolina and South Carolina do a lot of piggyback rides.

Utah is a single Pringle and sad about it-

Texas can sing but not as good as Cali and that pisses him off quite a lot. But they both suck compared to N.Y and America

Russia has a thing for America but can't get close to her without an ax being thrown at him

PA is still a football fan like 100% is more football than man

Minnesota's Detroit shows more often than ya think, honestly, he scares many other countries when it does

New Mexico does the perfect bitch slap

Georgia hates Disney movies for not being "real enough"

Georgia and Florida have a huge football rivalry but they still love each other

Over the year, America has been slowly trying to reconnect with the other counties after the orange man left

Washington does a lot of cleaning because dirt of any kind bothers him

Oregon hates that his name can also be spelled like an organ. Just pronounce it differently

Dixie feels really bad about his past and will randomly apologize to people of color in public places at random moments

Dixie has a huge crush on this guy named Marshall law

Once America walked in on Idaho sacrificing Montana to the Potato gods

Yeah that's all I got lol-