(Ran out of ideas so I just made up stuff halfway in just rolled with it)
Alabama: Able to fix anything
Alaska: Can go from Biiiig to smalllllllll
Arizona: Fire powers
Arkansas: Any pet he touches never dies
California: Makes Inky fwends
Colorado: Able to summon any plant from all over the world. (Though he mainly summons weed-)
Connecticut: Poison master
Delaware: Can tell how people die
Florida: Copy cat
Georgia: Can hide in people's shadows
Hawaii: Water powers
Idaho: Can consume anything
Illinois: Can jump off of anything and not get hurt. Basically no fall damage-
Indiana: Big brained
Iowa: Instant planter
Kansas: Able to Change his age whenever
Kentucky: Master Chef boi
Louisiana: Animal talker
Maine: Can use any accent
Maryland: Can summon crabs of any size to attack people
Massachusetts: Able to use anything he finds as a masterful weapon
Michigan: Snow-
Minnesota: Cartoon Logic
Mississippi: Able to control other people if he is looking at their eyes
Missouri: Master in Mental Health Services
Montana: Able to go into TV shows and change things
Nebraska: Mastery of the Arts
Nevada: Never can lose any game at a casino (How they get the money lol-)
New Hampshire: Sees the future
New Jersey: Able to say anything and no repercussions happen
New Mexico: Heat waves
New York: Can turn people he doesn't like into statues and turn them back
North Carolina: Can dance to any song
North Dakota: Eagles eyes
Ohio: Unable to catch any sickness
Oklahoma: Ink Tornadoes
Oregon: Can walk do decades and not get tired
Pennsylvania: Medical master
Rhode Island: wanna see some real speed bitch-
South Carolina: Can see out of others eyes
South Dakota: Perfect Camouflage guy
Tennessee: Can go without food and water
Texas: Stretchy boi
Utah: Can see the dead (and likes laughing at the scientists-)
Vermont: Things he draws can come to life
Virginia: Extremely Wise
Washington: Can Steal faces and Return them
West Virginia: Flight
Wisconsin: Works like a sponge
Wyoming: Disappears
D.C: Shapeshift
IDC: Master Manipulator
GOV: Self Destructs and then come back fine 5 minutes later
District of Columbia: Speaks any language
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
