Statehumans Stories

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America looks and acts normal; he's late, lazy, barely pays attention in the world meetings, you know, the normal. But after America passes out on his way to his car, Ru...

America is a liar, half the things he's told any country are most likely a lie, America's children are secrets and no one knows of them, but what happens when Russia is...

America has kids, and no one knows about them. He always comes to meetings with less than an hour or so of sleep, Ame is forced to house Canada, Mexico, France, United K...

America has 50 kids that no one knows about not even the U.N. The country can take care of them but they make it harder to take care of himself. He usually only gets 30...

America, most call her USA, Is a single hardworking mom of 64. Wait no one knows about her kids? To everyone around her she is just lazy selfish person who cares for no...

Go read The Chrononauts by @KRE4TIVE America has 51 (psychotic) children to take care of and the only other person that knows is his half, Confederate. He's constantly l...

America, oh, America. Showing up late at a meeting again and forgetting his project. Before UN could scold America, someone bursts through the door. "Hey pa..."...

America has 50 kids to come home to not to mention her horrific job and past. she tries to keep her kids a secret even though every time she gets home at lest 5 thing ar...

"Wait, America has kids!?!" America is the father of 51 (50 states and one capital) and he has never told anyone (except for Canada, Mexico, and...nevermind)...

"Good is such a strange word, don't you think? You think that you're good and I think that I'm good, but we both think that each other is evil." The person hud...

America was the last person anyone expected to be a father. But America is a father, to sixty-nine demo-I mean angels. His kids are definitely angels. But sometimes they...

Yeah... ok, so, Russia and America get in a fight, UN cuffs them together for a month in hopes to make them get on a friendlier level, or just to teach them a lesson. So...

*COVER ART NOT MINE* (UPDATES WILL NOW BE SLOW AND FAR BETWEEN. THIS STORY IS UNDER EDITING) So... America had fifty-one kids... who knew? Remember who we are talking ab...

Everyone thinks America is an irresponsible player. Little do they know, he has the greatest responsibility of all.

The United States of America was very well known for being an overly optimistic, happy, and energetic nation who could never handle a single responsibility in her life...

I need you guys to stop reading this 😭 (Also this book is now finished)

America has no idea what happened. One minute he was sitting at a meeting, the next he was looking at one of his children. Now, under UN's orders he has to house some of...

America stared at his papers. God, when was the last time he slept? He couldn't remember. He felt himself slowly drifting off. He slipped into the darkness, thankfully...

It's basically life of America,the 50 states,D.C,and the 5 main u.s territories credit to artist